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Old 03-05-2011   #251
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ماهو الشئ الذى كلما زاد طوله عند الرجل كان أكثر نجاحا مع النساء؟
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Old 03-08-2011   #252
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يوم المرأة العالمي ... إيه من وين مابدو يكون الطقس بشع

أعطي سرك لإمرأة خرساء وستتكلم بإذن الله
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تفه عكتير إشيا بهالحياة... وهيك من دون سبب
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Old 03-13-2011   #254
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Snoop Dogg: I’m not down with the republic party or the democratic party
I represent the gangsta party


Politician: The gangsta party?

Snoop Dogg: Yes Sir
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Old 03-18-2011   #255
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السؤال الذي حير الملايين
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...ما هو الشامپو رقم ( 2 ) في العالم
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White parents: "Tommy, go in timeout Kid: NO mommy, YOU get in timeout.
Black parents: Get ur ass in your room before I punch u in the neck
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Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”
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- my wife and i went up to our son and said "We're going to Disneyland". He was so excited. I don't know why, I never said he was coming

- Can February march? I don't know April may!

- Someone left a bottle of vodka on my doorstep today. Not to worry, I managed to get to the bottom of it.
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Status i used lately on facebook:

-If a cop stops me and says "papers" ,, and I say "scissors" ,, do I win ?! ;O

-Physics would have been much easier if "Tree" instead of "Apple" had fallen on Newton's head

-Studying = Student + Dying.
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