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Old 07-14-2011   #271
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عزيزتي وزارة الأشغال والبلديات بالنسبة للحفر اللي بكل الطرقات ...منلعب سوبر ماريو مثلاً ؟؟


عزيزي الطقس : بخصوص درجاتك المرتفعه .. ناوي تتخرج امتياز مثلاً ؟؟؟؟؟


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Old 08-08-2011   #272
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مبارح كان 7 آب... اليوم بيبسي
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Old 08-10-2011   #273
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Waving Flag Taught me that the world should keep fighting for all freedom
Lady Gaga taught me its ok to be different.
Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.
Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.
Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.
Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.
Music taught me how to live.
BUT:
most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week
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تعريف اللبناني:
هو كائن حي يطلق عليه إسم حربوق يعيش في تجمعات ذات طابع طائفي أو مذهبي، يهوى التجارة والربح السريع، كريم الطبع مع الأجانب واللبنانيين الأخرين من طائفته، هو عبارة عن موسوعة، يعلم في كل شي نادراً ما تطرح عليه سؤال ولا يجيب بغض النظر عن صحة الإجابة، المهم أنه أجاب. مغرم بنفسه بحيث لا يجد أحد أذكى منه، فكرته دائماً صائبة ولا يتقبل الرأي الأخر لأنه خاطئ كليا
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Old 09-01-2011   #275
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.الشعب العربي السخيف......
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بس يكون في مبــاراة كرة قــدم يتحول الى { مدرب }

وأول مايجــي رمضان بتـــحول إلـى { شيــــخ }

وعــــند الإنتــخابات بــتحول الى { محلل سياسي }

وأول مايصـــير حرب بتــحول لـ { جنــدي محب للوطن }

وبس يكون بحــضر مسلسل بتــحول إلى { مخــرج }
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Old 09-04-2011   #276
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I don't hate you, I just hope ur nxt period will happen in a shark tank.
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A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
his answer: Depends, if I can find a phone
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ممنوع من هلق ورايح أي حدا ، أي مواطن يقول انو عايشين عيشة كلاب ، ليكو يا اخواتي،الكلاب عايشين وصدقوني آخر همهن ، راسن مرتاح وماشي حالن .. انتو عايشين عيشة لبنان
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“We’ve got Chemistry between us!” – My English class and History class on Tuesdays (in grade 4)
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