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Old 01-12-2008   #1
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Default Things to do in class when you are bored...

Just received it in my inbox...Thought of sharing it..


Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.

When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.

If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you.

During a test, tell the teachers `the voices’ are making you cheat

Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School.

If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously.

If your teacher walks around the room during a test, raise your hand and tell the teacher that they are cheating off you.

Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class.

Hold your head and groan, then tell your teacher that your multiple personalities are fighting.

Walk into class and look around confused. Ask where you are, then say “Oh, this is school I thought this was McDonalds

Bring handcuffs into class and wear a plastic fake police badge. Tell your teacher that he/she is under arrest.

Raise your hand and introduce everyone to your imaginary friend Bob. Then loudly whisper to Bob saying that you hate this class.

Chew gum in class. If teacher says `I hope you brought enough for everybody’ take out packs of gum and start passing out gum.

Cry out randomly that everyone is against you.

Tell your teacher you don’t need to do your homework because you’re skipping school tomorrow.

In anything but foreign language class (if you have one), speak in a foreign language.

Tell your teacher to get ready to evacuate the school, for you are going to pull a fire alarm

Wear tissues on your head

Come into class with sunglasses, and pretend to shoot at your teacher with your fingers. Then loudly whisper `Sorry, I had to get rid of the alien scum’

Pass around a petition against petitions

Try to get your class to sing “We don’t need no education”

Randomly get up and run a lap around the room, then sit down and act as if nothing had happened.

Go into class, and then run to the window. Sadly proclaim that your imaginary friend just committed suicide.

In a creepy voice say to everyone `You will die in seven days’ Act like nothing had happened.

Raise your hand and wave it around like you know the answer. Then ask the teacher why they called on you.

Make up a language and when no one understands it act like they are crazy.

Purposely drop your pen. Ask someone to pick it up, and when they do defensively say `That’s mine ’

Read with your textbook upside-down.

Bring in a pillow and explain “The desk is too hard for sleeping.”

Create a map of the classroom. Use the map whenever you need to find your seat or a tissue or the pencil sharpener.

Start a poker game. Try to get your teacher to join.

Act like you’re in the army, saluting to teachers and calling them ma’am and sir. March everywhere.

If a teacher isn’t already in the classroom, when they enter, inform them that they are late and should report to the principal.

Convince someone to pretend to be your lawyer. Bring them to school the following day.

Dress up as the Phantom of the Opera or Dracula or other cape wearing people. Swish your cape.

Whenever the bell rings or an ambulance/police car passes, yell about the pigs coming to get you, and run out of the classroom.

Re-enact or make up your very own 50-minute silent movie.

Pretend you’re a tree.

Pretend you’re flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.

Think of nicknames for everyone you know.

Change seats every three minutes.

Start a wave.

Ask the person in front of you to marry you.


Fall asleep. When you wake up say shit like I had a dream and you were in it. And you You too ...

Finish all your sentences with In accordance with the prophecy.

UsE RAnDoM cAPiTaliZaTiON iN EvEryTHiNg YOu wrITe.

Read the dictionary backwards and look for any hidden messages.

Shout WOW after every sentence of the lecture.

In the middle of lecture, ask your professor whether he believes in ghosts.

Draw hearts and flowers on the backs of your papers and tests. Next to them, write things like, "You’re the best, even though you suck" and "You’re the worst professor in the world, but I still love you."

Get the whole class to show up a few minutes early, and throw a surprise party for your professor. Insist that you can’t start class until he/she has a piece of cake. Keep asking people when the strippers are going to arrive.

Start asking questions in a fake foreign language. Act like your professor is stupid for not being able to understand you. Get other people in the class to start speaking the fake language too, and have frequent discussions during class. Act like you’re really interested in what you’re discussing. If your professor tries to interrupt or stop you, act annoyed and motion for him/her to quiet down.

Wait for your professor to mention a date, and then yell out, "Bingo!" Apologize, and explain that you got confused.

write fake love notes and slip them into people’s lockers

Type every word in a different font. Alternate really big fonts with really small fonts.

look at the person next to you for a while then say "your one of them!" then run out the class room

name your pen Mr pen talk to him often, cry and go mad if Mr pen commits suicide (falls off the table)

Have a funeral for Mr pen

be insane and be proud of it

Put a sign on your desk that says "Out of my mind be back soon" Then go to sleep. If your teacher wakes you up Scream CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN? then go back to sleep.


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Default Re: Things to do in class when you are bored...

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Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.

Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class.

Chew gum in class. If teacher says `I hope you brought enough for everybody’ take out packs of gum and start passing out gum.

Tell your teacher you don’t need to do your homework because you’re skipping school tomorrow.

Bring in a pillow and explain “The desk is too hard for sleeping.”

If a teacher isn’t already in the classroom, when they enter, inform them that they are late and should report to the principal.

Think of nicknames for everyone you know.

Change seats every three minutes.

Start a wave.

Shout WOW after every sentence of the lecture.

Wait for your professor to mention a date, and then yell out, "Bingo!" Apologize, and explain that you got confused.

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Default Re: Things to do in class when you are bored...

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Bring in a pillow and explain “The desk is too hard for sleeping.”
Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
Fall asleep. When you wake up say shit like I had a dream and you were in it. And you You too ...
Put a sign on your desk that says "Out of my mind be back soon" Then go to sleep. If your teacher wakes you up Scream CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN? then go back to sleep.
i think i have to do those thing to get some rest @ this school
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Default Re: Things to do in class when you are bored...

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Start a poker game. Try to get your teacher to join.
This used to happen a lot last year
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Default Re: Things to do in class when you are bored...

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Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.

Most of all in civics period

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Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class.
Chemestry period


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Chew gum in class. If teacher says `I hope you brought enough for everybody’ take out packs of gum and start passing out gum.

It ends with the teacher shewing with us

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Tell your teacher you don’t need to do your homework because you’re skipping school tomorrow.

This is our favorite excuse

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Bring in a pillow and explain “The desk is too hard for sleeping.”

On my 17th birthday

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If a teacher isn’t already in the classroom, when they enter, inform them that they are late and should report to the principal.

This always happens and we spend the half of the peiod arguing with the teacher cz he's late

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Think of nicknames for everyone you know.

The best nicknames were Snawbrieh w chekrieh w fa2roun

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Change seats every three minutes.

This is my hobby

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Start a wave.

Usually we start singing before starting waves


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Shout WOW after every sentence of the lecture.

Especially in the chemestry period

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Wait for your professor to mention a date, and then yell out, "Bingo!" Apologize, and explain that you got confused.

This happens often with us
And also we say Shit on the dates of exams that we always make the teacher reschedule

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Start a poker game. Try to get your teacher to join.

The best part in it that i used to win las year
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Default Re: Things to do in class when you are bored...

Build a paper airplane, torch its backend on fire, throw and u have a rocket in class.
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Old 01-21-2008   #7
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Default Re: Things to do in class when you are bored...

When coming back from bathroom, walk through the door. Then ask how you got there

Walk into class and look around confused. Ask where you are, then say “Oh, this is school I thought this was McDonalds

Read a book, and when class starts, raise your hand and say that they are interrupting your reading

Raise your hand and introduce everyone to your imaginary friend Bob. Then loudly whisper to Bob saying that you hate this class.

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Default Re: Things to do in class when you are bored...

to have fun,ta3wij war2a,and play basketball...shawit 3a sallit el zbele
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Default Re: Things to do in class when you are bored...

Great Ideas, i've read similar things in a book named
"101 ways to bug you teacher", it has lots of funny ideas
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Default Re: Things to do in class when you are bored...

here is something my friends and I do during

French class:

Dabkeh

English Class:

Dabkeh 3al 2e3id

Informatique class:

Time to break the score in fliper

Arab Class:

Cards time

Financial Math Class:

Tic Tac Toe Championship Tournement ( also known as X O)

....and more
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