The Answer is NOT always C

J()e · 08-30-2008

Check out this exam some guy took the other week.
100 question True/False Communications Final

His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them thisrelatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on thisexam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimatelybrought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True)and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to getlucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at asingle question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class tofailing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from nowon.
B is the new C

SysTaMatIcS · 08-30-2008

i dont get it , why only a[true] and b [false] , wat about c and d and e ?

Adam · 08-30-2008

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Originally Posted by SysTaMatIcS

i dont get it , why only a[true] and b [false] , wat about c and d and e ?

They don't stand for anything that why he didn't get anything.

**Kingroudy** · 08-31-2008

HAHA funny

the sheet is a standard one ya systa, this is why it has c, d and e

**Jess** · 08-31-2008

looooooooooooool That remided me of my Georges Town english exam that i did men 5 months

da same sheet w one of my friend did da same "habal" thing and of course he failed loooooooool

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J()e Registered Member Last Online: 06-13-2011 Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,530 Thanks: 1,762 Thanked 1,429 Times in 897 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	The Answer is NOT always C Check out this exam some guy took the other week. 100 question True/False Communications Final His professor sent him an e-mail the following day: Dear Michael, Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them thisrelatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on thisexam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimatelybrought the entire class average down a whole 8 points. There were two possible answer choices: A (True)and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to getlucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at asingle question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class tofailing. See you next year! May God have mercy on your soul. Sincerely, Professor William Turner P.S. If all else fails, go with B from nowon. B is the new C __________________ [

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SysTaMatIcS Registered Member Last Online: 10-14-2022 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 10,467 Thanks: 14,136 Thanked 4,244 Times in 2,547 Posts Groans: 186 Groaned at 198 Times in 120 Posts	Re: The Answer is NOT always C i dont get it , why only a[true] and b [false] , wat about c and d and e ? __________________ problems of performance appraisal is that it sucks to memorize them

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Kingroudy Super Moderator Last Online: 02-16-2022 Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,580 Thanks: 1,888 Thanked 2,653 Times in 1,593 Posts Groans: 55 Groaned at 35 Times in 32 Posts	Re: The Answer is NOT always C HAHA funny the sheet is a standard one ya systa, this is why it has c, d and e __________________ click on 'Groan' to switch to my left testicle.

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Jess Community Moderator Last Online: 06-23-2013 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 14,267 Thanks: 7,236 Thanked 8,442 Times in 4,889 Posts Groans: 31 Groaned at 29 Times in 23 Posts	Re: The Answer is NOT always C looooooooooooool That remided me of my Georges Town english exam that i did men 5 months da same sheet w one of my friend did da same "habal" thing and of course he failed loooooooool __________________ If my smoking bothers you. Don't breathe.

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