Bush Vs. Abu el Abed

[debek2000]

Bush was sitting in his Oval office wondering
which country to invade next, when his telephone rang.

"Hallo, Mr. Bush" a heavily accented voice said.
"This is Abu el Abed, down 'ere at Qahwet le'jezz in Beirut. I am callin' to tell ya dat we are officially declaring war on you, yes you!"

"Well" GWB replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Abu el Abed, after a moments calculation,
"there is myself, me cousin Mustafa, me next-door-neighbor Abou khaled, and the whole team from the Qahwe.
That makes eight!"

GWB paused.
"I must tell you Abu el Abed, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Holy jeez!" said Abu el Abed.
"I'll have ta call ya back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Abu el Abed called again.
"Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Mr. Abed?" GWB asked.

"Well sir, we have two Mercedes 180, and a truck."

GWB sighed.
"I must tell you Abu el Abed, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers.
Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

"Ya lateef", said Abu el Abed, "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Abu el Abed called again the next day.
"Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne!
We modified a helicopter with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four more neighbors have joined us as well!"

GWB was silent for a minute then cleared his throat.
"I must tell you Abu el Abed that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes.
My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites.
And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Lah lah lah lahhh," said Abu el Abed, "I'll have ta call youse back."

Sure enough, Abu el Abed called again the next day.
"Mr. Bush! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said GWB.
"Why the sudden change of heart?"

"Well, sir," said Abu el Abed,
"We've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners."

Moral of the story: LEBANESE CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN!

[Sogelec]

hahahahahahahaha bet3a2ed wallah

[TAREK®]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooool so funny and true

[khello]

haha nice brother thanks but i know another one when abou l abed stops war because the number of his new army doesn't fit in lebanon it means that he have many armies now but that is good too