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Emile Lahoud and the pig
Emile Lahoud and his driver were cruising along a country road one
evening when a pig ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't.. The pig was killed. The President told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later the driver staggers back to the car with his clothes in total disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in hand,a cigar in the other and smiling happily; What happened?" asked the President Well," the driver replied "the Farmer gave me the wine, his wifegave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me."! My God, what did you tell them?" asked the President. The driver replied: "I'm Emile Lahoud's driver, and I just killed the pig |
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[b]Good one Patriotic! lol, made me laugh quite a lot :lol:
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7elwe kteeer...............
ANA ELDRIVER TABA3 EMILE LA7OUD !!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: |
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they though that he was talking about lahoud when he said pig
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loool, really nice joke 
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Im waiting to know If LAU FPM understood it....
Look plzzz bass ba2a sma3ouneh.....ana Driver taba3 la7oud |
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