The Funny Quotes Thread - Page 10

Rampage!! · 01-18-2010

My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.

**Abruzzy** · 01-27-2010

To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
George W. Bush

This quote is dedicated to all of you guys who have finals this week ... RELAX C isnt that bad !!

**Tawa** · 01-27-2010

A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.

- Mr_j

**mr_j** · 01-27-2010

A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.

Neoxter · 01-27-2010

أخدت كيس النفايات أجلّكم حتى كبّو ، لقيتن حاطّين : ممنوع رمي النفايات تحت طائلة المسؤولية ... قمت رميتو فوق طائلة المسؤولية

Neoxter · 01-30-2010

I think, therefore we have nothing in common.

H@SSàN · 02-04-2010

Never tell a friend to "google it"

**Kingroudy** · 02-04-2010

the groan for the post above is just symbolic, nothing towards the poster.

A foolish man will tell a woman to shut up...A wise man will tell a woman she is beautiful with her lips closed.

**Tawa** · 02-08-2010

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Grim · 02-15-2010

Life was much better when apples and blackberries were just fruits - Bill Gates

01-18-2010	#91
Rampage!! Registered Member Last Online: 11-23-2012 Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 819 Thanks: 611 Thanked 400 Times in 246 Posts Groans: 17 Groaned at 13 Times in 9 Posts	My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film. __________________ thanking people for their post is free you know

01-27-2010	#92
Abruzzy Vcoderz Team Last Online: 02-22-2014 Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,660 Thanks: 611 Thanked 1,370 Times in 806 Posts Groans: 19 Groaned at 31 Times in 26 Posts	To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States. George W. Bush This quote is dedicated to all of you guys who have finals this week ... RELAX C isnt that bad !! __________________ Aspire.To.Inspire.Before.You.Expire

01-27-2010	#93
Tawa  Last Online: 12-20-2021 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,245 Thanks: 2,121 Thanked 3,365 Times in 1,740 Posts Groans: 29 Groaned at 44 Times in 35 Posts	A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain. - Mr_j __________________ What we do in life, echoes in eternity.

01-27-2010	#94
mr_j Community Moderator Last Online: 07-31-2023 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,520 Thanks: 3,023 Thanked 2,076 Times in 1,156 Posts Groans: 7 Groaned at 34 Times in 27 Posts	A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer. __________________ "Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it. " -Mark Twain

01-27-2010	#95
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	أخدت كيس النفايات أجلّكم حتى كبّو ، لقيتن حاطّين : ممنوع رمي النفايات تحت طائلة المسؤولية ... قمت رميتو فوق طائلة المسؤولية __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

01-30-2010	#96
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	I think, therefore we have nothing in common. __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

02-04-2010	#97
H@SSàN حـسـا ن Last Online: 05-07-2014 Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,594 Thanks: 2,264 Thanked 954 Times in 586 Posts Groans: 56 Groaned at 38 Times in 27 Posts	Never tell a friend to "google it" __________________ http://forum.vcoderz.com/best-trance-2011-t21339/index.html

02-04-2010	#98
Kingroudy Super Moderator Last Online: 02-16-2022 Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,580 Thanks: 1,888 Thanked 2,653 Times in 1,593 Posts Groans: 55 Groaned at 35 Times in 32 Posts	the groan for the post above is just symbolic, nothing towards the poster. A foolish man will tell a woman to shut up...A wise man will tell a woman she is beautiful with her lips closed. __________________ click on 'Groan' to switch to my left testicle.

02-08-2010	#99
Tawa  Last Online: 12-20-2021 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,245 Thanks: 2,121 Thanked 3,365 Times in 1,740 Posts Groans: 29 Groaned at 44 Times in 35 Posts	Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger __________________ What we do in life, echoes in eternity.

02-15-2010	#100
Grim Registered Member Last Online: 02-18-2011 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,056 Thanks: 3 Thanked 369 Times in 208 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 3 Times in 3 Posts	Life was much better when apples and blackberries were just fruits - Bill Gates __________________ Dear geek member, your social life can't be restored. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

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