The Funny Quotes Thread - Page 17

Neoxter · 06-09-2010

What's green with brown on top? The cucumbers in Elton John's fridge.

Neoxter · 06-14-2010

My computer has just been infected with the "Rob Green Virus"... I can't save anything....

Have you seen the new "Rob Green condoms?" They're extra slippery and you're guaranteed not to catch anything!

"Just be careful You dont catch anything over there", I think Rob Green has misunderstood his doctors advice before leaving for South Africa

**Kingroudy** · 06-14-2010

Robert Green spilled a tame shot from US to allow the ball crossed the line, and soon after, jokes about his error fill the internet. Here are some of them:
At least that’s one British spillage the Americans won’t be moaning about…
What’s the difference between Robert Green and Justin Bieber? Robert Green knows how to drop his balls.
Kermit was right: It’s not easy being Green.
All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand. In fact they’re crossing the line…
The England lads had a get-together after the game and bought Robert Green a drink to commiserate. He spilled it.
Steven Gerrard said: “The whole team is behind Rob Green.” With hindsight, that’s a good place to stand.
Robert Green’s bringing out his own South African trumpet. It’s known as a boo-boozela
Robert Green – a joke even Americans can understand.
Yesterday at London Zoo one of the staff let a a Central American monkey slip out of his grasp. So Robert Green’s not the only English keeper to drop a Howler.
My computer’s got the Robert Green virus. It can’t save anything.
Just bought a Robert Green condom. Extra slippery and you’re guaranteed not to catch anything.
Rob Green has injured himself. Apparently, he put his head in his hands and immediately kneed himself in the face.
What’s the difference between a botanist with the flu and the England goalkeeper? One has Green fingers and can catch a cold…
Before he got into football, Robert Green was a bus driver. But he got fired because he couldn’t make any stops.
I’m Robert Green and cleaning Windows is my next idea…
And the best England v USA joke which doesn’t feature Robert Green is..= It was a clever move to bring Shaun Wright-Phillips on. For 15 minutes the Americans were stunned, thinking Gary Coleman had come back to life.

halhoula · 06-15-2010

Light travels faster than sound that's why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak....

Neoxter · 06-15-2010

إنزلاق موتسيكل تحت شاحنات سكسويل أثناء احتفاله - و والد الضحية يردد فدا اجر السيد دونجا

jak · 06-17-2010

When a girl cancels a date its cuz she "HAS TO " but when a boy cancels a date its cuz he "HAS TWO"

P.S: This is not true for all the guys

Justin · 06-18-2010

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.

**Tawa** · 06-22-2010

No one will ever know which is harder... Labor, or to be kicked in the nuts...

**TAREK®** · 06-24-2010

"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"

"Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it."

"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two..."

H@SSàN · 06-25-2010

God Created the World .. & the rest were "Made in China"

06-09-2010	#161
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	What's green with brown on top? The cucumbers in Elton John's fridge. __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

06-14-2010	#162
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	My computer has just been infected with the "Rob Green Virus"... I can't save anything.... Have you seen the new "Rob Green condoms?" They're extra slippery and you're guaranteed not to catch anything! "Just be careful You dont catch anything over there", I think Rob Green has misunderstood his doctors advice before leaving for South Africa __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

06-14-2010	#163
Kingroudy Super Moderator Last Online: 02-16-2022 Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,580 Thanks: 1,888 Thanked 2,653 Times in 1,593 Posts Groans: 55 Groaned at 35 Times in 32 Posts	Robert Green spilled a tame shot from US to allow the ball crossed the line, and soon after, jokes about his error fill the internet. Here are some of them: At least that’s one British spillage the Americans won’t be moaning about… What’s the difference between Robert Green and Justin Bieber? Robert Green knows how to drop his balls. Kermit was right: It’s not easy being Green. All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand. In fact they’re crossing the line… The England lads had a get-together after the game and bought Robert Green a drink to commiserate. He spilled it. Steven Gerrard said: “The whole team is behind Rob Green.” With hindsight, that’s a good place to stand. Robert Green’s bringing out his own South African trumpet. It’s known as a boo-boozela Robert Green – a joke even Americans can understand. Yesterday at London Zoo one of the staff let a a Central American monkey slip out of his grasp. So Robert Green’s not the only English keeper to drop a Howler. My computer’s got the Robert Green virus. It can’t save anything. Just bought a Robert Green condom. Extra slippery and you’re guaranteed not to catch anything. Rob Green has injured himself. Apparently, he put his head in his hands and immediately kneed himself in the face. What’s the difference between a botanist with the flu and the England goalkeeper? One has Green fingers and can catch a cold… Before he got into football, Robert Green was a bus driver. But he got fired because he couldn’t make any stops. I’m Robert Green and cleaning Windows is my next idea… And the best England v USA joke which doesn’t feature Robert Green is..= It was a clever move to bring Shaun Wright-Phillips on. For 15 minutes the Americans were stunned, thinking Gary Coleman had come back to life. __________________ click on 'Groan' to switch to my left testicle.

06-15-2010	#164
halhoula Registered Member Last Online: 02-12-2014 Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 286 Thanks: 933 Thanked 373 Times in 171 Posts Groans: 8 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Light travels faster than sound that's why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak.... __________________ Life is 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure and 50% pain

06-15-2010	#165
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	إنزلاق موتسيكل تحت شاحنات سكسويل أثناء احتفاله - و والد الضحية يردد فدا اجر السيد دونجا __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

06-17-2010	#166
jak Registered Member Last Online: 12-11-2011 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 946 Thanks: 388 Thanked 601 Times in 294 Posts Groans: 4 Groaned at 3 Times in 3 Posts	When a girl cancels a date its cuz she "HAS TO " but when a boy cancels a date its cuz he "HAS TWO" P.S: This is not true for all the guys

06-18-2010	#167
Justin Vcoderz Dj Last Online: 04-17-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,916 Thanks: 5,372 Thanked 3,557 Times in 2,050 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 16 Times in 14 Posts	Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say. All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. __________________ Music is what feelings sound like

06-22-2010	#168
Tawa  Last Online: 12-20-2021 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,245 Thanks: 2,121 Thanked 3,365 Times in 1,740 Posts Groans: 29 Groaned at 44 Times in 35 Posts	No one will ever know which is harder... Labor, or to be kicked in the nuts... __________________ What we do in life, echoes in eternity.

06-24-2010	#169
TAREK® ~ Golden Boy ~ Last Online: 06-14-2013 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 11,464 Thanks: 11,906 Thanked 5,073 Times in 3,294 Posts Groans: 190 Groaned at 82 Times in 72 Posts	"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" "Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it." "As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two..." __________________ Glory Glory Man United - Always A Red Devil

06-25-2010	#170
H@SSàN حـسـا ن Last Online: 05-07-2014 Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,594 Thanks: 2,264 Thanked 954 Times in 586 Posts Groans: 56 Groaned at 38 Times in 27 Posts	God Created the World .. & the rest were "Made in China" __________________ http://forum.vcoderz.com/best-trance-2011-t21339/index.html

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