The Funny Quotes Thread - Page 8

3arabi · 12-09-2009

We Is Friends!
Me And You Is Friends.
You Smile, I Smile .....
You Hurt, I Hurt ..
You Cry, I Cry ...

You Jump Off A Bridge .. ..

I Gonna Miss Your E-Mails !

**TAREK®** · 12-12-2009

The secret of a happy marriage..... remains a secret.
Henny Youngman

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

Neoxter · 12-14-2009

Politician - One who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after.

Rampage!! · 12-14-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Legend Killer

Losing a wife can be veryhard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

HAHAH LMAO very funny

3arabi · 12-16-2009

Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

**Rami_s** · 12-17-2009

As You Get Older Three Things Happen. The First Is Your Memory Goes, And I Can't Remember The other Two...
Sir Norman Wisdom

Neoxter · 12-18-2009

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? He had low elf esteem.

Rampage!! · 12-20-2009

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Rampage!! · 12-25-2009

Funny quotes [ Christmas edition ]

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."

Bernard Manning.

"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

Jay Leno.

**Abruzzy** · 12-25-2009

for tonight He was born.God.(not me, the other one)

12-12-2009	#72
TAREK® ~ Golden Boy ~ Last Online: 06-14-2013 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 11,464 Thanks: 11,906 Thanked 5,073 Times in 3,294 Posts Groans: 190 Groaned at 82 Times in 72 Posts	The secret of a happy marriage..... remains a secret. Henny Youngman Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. __________________ Glory Glory Man United - Always A Red Devil

12-14-2009	#73
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	Politician - One who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after. __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

12-18-2009	#77
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? He had low elf esteem. __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

12-20-2009	#78
Rampage!! Registered Member Last Online: 11-23-2012 Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 819 Thanks: 611 Thanked 400 Times in 246 Posts Groans: 17 Groaned at 13 Times in 9 Posts	The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. __________________ thanking people for their post is free you know

12-25-2009	#79
Rampage!! Registered Member Last Online: 11-23-2012 Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 819 Thanks: 611 Thanked 400 Times in 246 Posts Groans: 17 Groaned at 13 Times in 9 Posts	Funny quotes [ Christmas edition ] "I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included." Bernard Manning. "The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." Jay Leno. __________________ thanking people for their post is free you know

12-09-2009	#71
3arabi Registered Member Last Online: 01-28-2012 Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 296 Thanks: 122 Thanked 379 Times in 166 Posts Groans: 4 Groaned at 2 Times in 2 Posts	We Is Friends! Me And You Is Friends. You Smile, I Smile ..... You Hurt, I Hurt .. You Cry, I Cry ... You Jump Off A Bridge .. .. I Gonna Miss Your E-Mails !

12-16-2009	#75
3arabi Registered Member Last Online: 01-28-2012 Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 296 Thanks: 122 Thanked 379 Times in 166 Posts Groans: 4 Groaned at 2 Times in 2 Posts	Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..

12-17-2009	#76
Rami_s Community Moderator Last Online: 05-07-2013 Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,895 Thanks: 770 Thanked 4,271 Times in 2,417 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 17 Times in 8 Posts	As You Get Older Three Things Happen. The First Is Your Memory Goes, And I Can't Remember The other Two... Sir Norman Wisdom

12-25-2009	#80
Abruzzy Vcoderz Team Last Online: 02-22-2014 Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,660 Thanks: 611 Thanked 1,370 Times in 806 Posts Groans: 19 Groaned at 31 Times in 26 Posts	for tonight He was born.God.(not me, the other one) __________________ Aspire.To.Inspire.Before.You.Expire

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