Funny stuff @ work uni & school

[Josee]

Well, I had a latin class:

Dr: La langue latine ne fonctionne pas de la même manière que le français
Me: Dr, l latin bieje l moteur tab3oula a2wa?
Dr: L latin kahrabebta 110 wel francais 220

[xcoder]

I work for a company called "Elbarid" that sends SMS and such things...
A while ago a girl entered the company with a big box that she wants to deliver, she thought we were the real Barid as "LibanPost".
It was sooo hilarious!!!

[xcoder]

As many knows i am the developer of elnashra, and since we have launched lately the online voting thingy and it got a huge success someone called a while later and he said that he had no connection and he wanted to know how many votes his candidate has!!!

[xcoder]

hehehe today i called brochetta from work to order sandwiches and a girl answered.

Me: Hello could i please order 4 lahme sandwiches

My friend: Ask her about their size

Me: can i please know the size?

Her: 3ade, small

Me : 2al small

Her: Inno not that small it's between medium and large

Her: Bishabi3 ye3neh

Me : Couldn't stop myself from laughing!!!!

Her: Nshallah 3atoul betdal ted7ak with a laugh


It was so spontaneous and funny!!!

[Sogelec]

Originally Posted by xcoder

hehehe today i called brochetta from work to order sandwiches and a girl answered.

Me: Hello could i please order 4 lahme sandwiches

My friend: Ask her about their size

Me: can i please know the size?

Her: 3ade, small

Me : 2al small

Her: Inno not that small it's between medium and large

Her: Bishabi3 ye3neh

Me : Couldn't stop myself from laughing!!!!

Her: Nshallah 3atoul betdal ted7ak with a laugh


It was so spontaneous and funny!!!

Badak Ma Tkoon heye 3am to2ra hala2 w teda7ak 3a 7ala

[MARX ®]

Too many stories to tell!

some weeks ago, we went to LAU, 2al "3ashen nit3arraf 3al majors"
so we went to the kitchen thing,
the guide was talking abt making desserts and then he said there: W l tollab bas y5alsoo fihon yekloo
my friend responded: Byeklooo?! walla mnee7
and we all went laughin.....

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once we were in geography class where the teacher was teaching us the names and positions of arab countries, so the class "stalamoo" they got new countries, such as Loubia, JEEBO-ti, and ofcourse, the asked him: 7omos wen sarit 3l 5areeta?

[xcoder]

hahahaha i can't believe it too much fun for today.
It's 1:45 AM and my second floor neighbor is watching porn on his balcony on the laptop thinking that no body could see him since there are no buildings or houses nearby.
I brought my camcorder and filmed him, i will send the video to his email tomorrow and see his reaction. (and no i won't publish it :P)

[samrieh]

Originally Posted by xcoder

hahahaha i can't believe it too much fun for today.
It's 1:45 AM and my second floor neighbor is watching porn on his balcony on the laptop thinking that no body could see him since there are no buildings or houses nearby.
I brought my camcorder and filmed him, i will send the video to his email tomorrow and see his reaction. (and no i won't publish it :P)

hehe such a funny act :P:P:P plz put in here what was his reaction.
Thanks in advance bro

[MARX ®]

hahahaha i can't believe it too much fun for today.
It's 1:45 AM and my second floor neighbor is watching porn on his balcony on the laptop thinking that no body could see him since there are no buildings or houses nearby.
I brought my camcorder and filmed him, i will send the video to his email tomorrow and see his reaction. (and no i won't publish it :P)

heyyy!!! U cld see me from there

it aint me

hehehe 7aram for that guy

[halhoula]

Well our uni is very boring but one day it was full of action and funny moments. :P

2 girls in my class room started arguing about something very stupid and the arguing became serious so they started fighting in the middle of the classroom with the doctor in the room. And by fighting I mean boxet w labit w 7alsh sha3r w msabbet w t8irmosh.

It was soooooo funny. It was the first time I saw girls getting in a fight.