Political Jokes - Page 11

**Jess** · 12-27-2007

جعجع لن ينشر مذكراته فورا من منطلق شعوره بالمسؤولية

nekat 3a 7ayla lyom

**Jess** · 01-05-2008

محمد الحجار: سياسة "8 آذار" في الاعلام والسياسة هي "إكذب إكذب إكذب"

100% right

**Jess** · 01-12-2008

أمين الجميل يشيد بفيلتمان ويصفه بـ"محامي القضية اللبنانية"

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Gilgamesh · 01-13-2008

I dunno if this should be here, but I guess it can

زياد الرحباني
مخايل: خالي من الكحول.
عيسى: ما به؟
مخايل: كاد أن يموت.
عيسى: وماذا فعل؟
مخايل: قرّر أن يشرب ولكن باعتدال.
عيسى: هذا أفضل بالتأكيد.
مخايل: خالي عنيد.
عيسى: وأنا أيضاً، خالي من الكولستيرول.
مخايل: ما به؟
عيسى: ترك كتلة المستقبل.
مخايل: أهَه.
عيسى: نعم وقد مُنع عن التكتل الطرابلسي وعن شتى أصناف الكتل وسُمح له بوهّابية في الأسبوع حدّاً أقصى.
مخايل: وكيف يتدبّر نفسه؟
عيسى: إنه يذوّب أبو هريرة 3 مرات في اليوم

**Jess** · 01-16-2008

أبو فاعور: البعض يريد معاقبة الحكومة لأنها تقوم بواجباتها الوطنية

eh mbala w aktar men wejbeta

**xcoder** · 01-17-2008

Saad Hariri accusing Iran of producing potassium
(It happened last year in one of his conferences loool)

**xcoder** · 01-17-2008

One day a little child was going out to the balcony and going back inside asking his mom "mom are we aounists or ouwet?" his mother asked him "why habibi?" the child went outside and came inside again and asked the same question and had the same answer again until his mother took him by the arm and asked him "khalas, why are you asking such question" so the little child said "well, i saw a bicycle parked in front of our building i was confused if i should buy it or steal it"

Mandy · 01-17-2008

:وفد قوّاتي جبيلي في بكركي

يا بطركنا يا عظيم خلّي عينك عالحكيم

**Jean** · 01-17-2008

البطريرك صفير: ان الهجوم علينا يرتد على مطلقيه

**Jess** · 01-19-2008

سعد الحريري: المتاجرة بقانون الانتخابات لم تعد مادة صالحة للاستهلاك

he got bored haha

12-27-2007	#101
Jess Community Moderator Last Online: 06-23-2013 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 14,267 Thanks: 7,236 Thanked 8,442 Times in 4,889 Posts Groans: 31 Groaned at 29 Times in 23 Posts	Re: Political Jokes جعجع لن ينشر مذكراته فورا من منطلق شعوره بالمسؤولية nekat 3a 7ayla lyom __________________ If my smoking bothers you. Don't breathe.

01-05-2008	#102
Jess Community Moderator Last Online: 06-23-2013 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 14,267 Thanks: 7,236 Thanked 8,442 Times in 4,889 Posts Groans: 31 Groaned at 29 Times in 23 Posts	Re: Political Jokes محمد الحجار: سياسة "8 آذار" في الاعلام والسياسة هي "إكذب إكذب إكذب" 100% right __________________ If my smoking bothers you. Don't breathe.

01-12-2008	#103
Jess Community Moderator Last Online: 06-23-2013 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 14,267 Thanks: 7,236 Thanked 8,442 Times in 4,889 Posts Groans: 31 Groaned at 29 Times in 23 Posts	Re: Political Jokes أمين الجميل يشيد بفيلتمان ويصفه بـ"محامي القضية اللبنانية" ======================== __________________ If my smoking bothers you. Don't breathe.

01-13-2008	#104
Gilgamesh Registered Member Last Online: 11-16-2009 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,005 Thanks: 632 Thanked 1,449 Times in 834 Posts Groans: 12 Groaned at 9 Times in 8 Posts	Re: Political Jokes I dunno if this should be here, but I guess it can زياد الرحباني مخايل: خالي من الكحول. عيسى: ما به؟ مخايل: كاد أن يموت. عيسى: وماذا فعل؟ مخايل: قرّر أن يشرب ولكن باعتدال. عيسى: هذا أفضل بالتأكيد. مخايل: خالي عنيد. عيسى: وأنا أيضاً، خالي من الكولستيرول. مخايل: ما به؟ عيسى: ترك كتلة المستقبل. مخايل: أهَه. عيسى: نعم وقد مُنع عن التكتل الطرابلسي وعن شتى أصناف الكتل وسُمح له بوهّابية في الأسبوع حدّاً أقصى. مخايل: وكيف يتدبّر نفسه؟ عيسى: إنه يذوّب أبو هريرة 3 مرات في اليوم

01-16-2008	#105
Jess Community Moderator Last Online: 06-23-2013 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 14,267 Thanks: 7,236 Thanked 8,442 Times in 4,889 Posts Groans: 31 Groaned at 29 Times in 23 Posts	Re: Political Jokes أبو فاعور: البعض يريد معاقبة الحكومة لأنها تقوم بواجباتها الوطنية eh mbala w aktar men wejbeta __________________ If my smoking bothers you. Don't breathe.

01-17-2008	#106
xcoder Ma ghayro Last Online: 04-19-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,592 Thanks: 1,765 Thanked 4,201 Times in 2,361 Posts Groans: 12 Groaned at 18 Times in 11 Posts	Re: Political Jokes Saad Hariri accusing Iran of producing potassium (It happened last year in one of his conferences loool) __________________ http://twitter.com/danymoussa

01-17-2008	#107
xcoder Ma ghayro Last Online: 04-19-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,592 Thanks: 1,765 Thanked 4,201 Times in 2,361 Posts Groans: 12 Groaned at 18 Times in 11 Posts	Re: Political Jokes One day a little child was going out to the balcony and going back inside asking his mom "mom are we aounists or ouwet?" his mother asked him "why habibi?" the child went outside and came inside again and asked the same question and had the same answer again until his mother took him by the arm and asked him "khalas, why are you asking such question" so the little child said "well, i saw a bicycle parked in front of our building i was confused if i should buy it or steal it" __________________ http://twitter.com/danymoussa

01-17-2008	#108
Mandy Registered Member Last Online: 09-25-2009 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 804 Thanks: 487 Thanked 773 Times in 395 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Political Jokes :وفد قوّاتي جبيلي في بكركي يا بطركنا يا عظيم خلّي عينك عالحكيم

01-17-2008	#109
Jean Administrator Last Online: 04-16-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,085 Thanks: 250 Thanked 3,555 Times in 2,245 Posts Groans: 3 Groaned at 12 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Political Jokes البطريرك صفير: ان الهجوم علينا يرتد على مطلقيه

01-19-2008	#110
Jess Community Moderator Last Online: 06-23-2013 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 14,267 Thanks: 7,236 Thanked 8,442 Times in 4,889 Posts Groans: 31 Groaned at 29 Times in 23 Posts	Re: Political Jokes سعد الحريري: المتاجرة بقانون الانتخابات لم تعد مادة صالحة للاستهلاك he got bored haha __________________ If my smoking bothers you. Don't breathe.

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