Yo Momma joke of the day.
 

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, every time she walks on the street cars slow down.

I love these jokes coz i made some:

Yo momma so fat, she can feed Africa for a century

Yo momma's so hot, it takes all what i got inside me to stop myself from thinking of raping her.
RuudZ

Yo momma so old, she left her purse on Noah's Ark.

Yo momma so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people fingers :hawhaw:

Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, its still printing!

Yo Mama so stupid, she studied for a blood test

Yo momma so ugly, when she went to the ugly contest, they said :"sorry, no proffessionals"