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Old 02-02-2010   #1
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Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!


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Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, every time she walks on the street cars slow down.
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I love these jokes coz i made some:

Yo momma so fat, she can feed Africa for a century
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Yo momma's so hot, it takes all what i got inside me to stop myself from thinking of raping her.
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this one's a mix .
yo momma can divide by zero
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Yo momma so old, she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
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Yo momma so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people fingers
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
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Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, its still printing!

Yo Mama so stupid, she studied for a blood test

Yo momma so ugly, when she went to the ugly contest, they said :"sorry, no proffessionals"
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