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friday...
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Re: friday...
:lool: looooool nice one systa! u made my day,there is a lot of people who translate in this way... :lool::lool: 10x for sharing:lool:
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Re: friday...
Systa, wla from where did u get it, ktir 7elwe w betfatiss do7ok :D . Really there are people in this world u think that translate like this?////:p :D
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Re: friday...
This is the Lebanese version..
Abou El Abed was asked by his instructor to write an essay in > >English about any interesting encounter that happened recently with > >him. > > > >So he wrote in a classical translation from Arabic to English: > > > > > >From some 2 months 3 -I recognized a girl in the tooth of the > >elephant.(sen el fil) She was other look and like the moon! Burn her > >religion(ye7re2 dina)what beautiful. I tried to touch her pulse to > >see if there is space and it appeared that she is interested. The > >first day I talked her on the phone and the second day she invited > >me on the lunch I asked her "what you kitchenized?"(shou teibkha) > >She said "some of his mother's yoghurt on the walking"(shwayyet > >laban emmo 3al meishi) I liked her project and before I arrived to > >her, I went to the Milker(al 7allab) and bought some" lady's > >arms"(znoud l sett) and some "eat and say thank you"(kol w shkor) > >She opened me the door and when she saw the handsome(l 7elo) in my > >hand she said "yiiiii! your hands be safe why torture yourself my > >uncle?" While we are eating, rang the doorbell. She opened the door > >and entered her old boyfriend. He asked her "who is he?", she said > >"not your entry" I knew straight he wanted to problemize it(baddo > >ymashkela) He said "my eye on you and on him, I will count God not > >create you!"(be7sob alla ma khala2ik) I said "look, my head does not > >carry me break the evil before the gypsy milk goes up huh! Go pave > >the sea(ballet l ba7er) and bleach from my face now!" The man felt > >on his blood(7ass 3a dammo) and left the room. In the truth, he > >poisoned my body(sammalei badanei) very much. But the girl gave > >breakfast to my nerves(rawwa2et a3sabi) She said "don't carry worry, > >my life don't carry worry put your hands in cold water" I told her > >"like my foot,(metel ejrei) tell me, are you empty tonight?" She > >said "yes, I emptify myself for you". I told her "thank you my love, > >you are very digestible(mahdoumei)"! |
Re: friday...
hehe
kteer helwi ya ma7la Carlos Eddi :D |
Re: friday...
bit3a2edddddddddddd (both)..... do u have more?
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