friday...

[SysTaMatIcS]

[Jess]

:: looooool nice one systa! u made my day,there is a lot of people who translate in this way... :::: 10x for sharing::

[flamenguita]

Systa, wla from where did u get it, ktir 7elwe w betfatiss do7ok . Really there are people in this world u think that translate like this?////

[hasan_00]

This is the Lebanese version..
Abou El Abed was asked by his instructor to write an essay in


> >English about any interesting encounter that happened recently with


> >him.


> >


> >So he wrote in a classical translation from Arabic to English:


> >


> >


> >From some 2 months 3 -I recognized a girl in the tooth of the


> >elephant.(sen el fil) She was other look and like the moon! Burn her


> >religion(ye7re2 dina)what beautiful. I tried to touch her pulse to


> >see if there is space and it appeared that she is interested. The


> >first day I talked her on the phone and the second day she invited


> >me on the lunch I asked her "what you kitchenized?"(shou teibkha)


> >She said "some of his mother's yoghurt on the walking"(shwayyet


> >laban emmo 3al meishi) I liked her project and before I arrived to


> >her, I went to the Milker(al 7allab) and bought some" lady's


> >arms"(znoud l sett) and some "eat and say thank you"(kol w shkor)


> >She opened me the door and when she saw the handsome(l 7elo) in my


> >hand she said "yiiiii! your hands be safe why torture yourself my


> >uncle?" While we are eating, rang the doorbell. She opened the door


> >and entered her old boyfriend. He asked her "who is he?", she said


> >"not your entry" I knew straight he wanted to problemize it(baddo


> >ymashkela) He said "my eye on you and on him, I will count God not


> >create you!"(be7sob alla ma khala2ik) I said "look, my head does not


> >carry me break the evil before the gypsy milk goes up huh! Go pave


> >the sea(ballet l ba7er) and bleach from my face now!" The man felt


> >on his blood(7ass 3a dammo) and left the room. In the truth, he


> >poisoned my body(sammalei badanei) very much. But the girl gave


> >breakfast to my nerves(rawwa2et a3sabi) She said "don't carry worry,


> >my life don't carry worry put your hands in cold water" I told her


> >"like my foot,(metel ejrei) tell me, are you empty tonight?" She


> >said "yes, I emptify myself for you". I told her "thank you my love,


> >you are very digestible(mahdoumei)"!

[AmEr M]

hehe
kteer helwi
ya ma7la Carlos Eddi

[renno]

bit3a2edddddddddddd (both)..... do u have more?