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[badboy_10452]

4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN
1) dogs obey wen u shout at dem
2) dogs dont shop
3) u can giv away ur dogs children
4) any guy can get a good lookin dog!



3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN
1) cats luv u wotever u look like
2) u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex
3) u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!



Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS
1) dey r useless until u turn dem on
2) dey have lots of data but r still clueless
3) as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!



Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS
1) no one really understands dem
2) all ur mistakes r stored in their memory
3) u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!



Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1) dey r always out of order
2) dey stink
3) the nice ones r always engaged
4) dey consume large amounts of liquid
5) r constantly full of crap