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Old 10-03-2008   #41
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fanastne ... u got it right! ok la fakirlkn b hazoura jdeede!
mazelak heik, my answer is incorrect ... because while throwing the ball you are exerting a force, and according to Einstein the inertia of the body depends on the mass, so the resting energy of a resting mass is different from the relativistic mass which depends on the kinetic energy of the body while exerting a force like throwing a ball ... so you have to calculate the amount of force needed to throw the ball and the momentum of the ball when it reaches his hand which will be bigger than to what the bridge can support and eventually the bridge will collapse and he will fall along with his 5 balls (testicles included )
so why he just couldn't get undressed for god's sake and spare us all this misery ?

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Old 10-03-2008   #42
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"hala2 inta bikil fikrak ino ane fhmt shy kilme min 2ily katabton fo2?" bas ok watever makes u sleep at nite

wo iza hek ill go to my secnd answer only al istez can let him pass
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A Father and his son had a car accident
The Father Died
The son was injured and transported to the nearest hospital...
The Doctor in the hospital first he saw the patient said:
Oh here is my son
Who is the doctor?
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A Father and his son had a car accident
The Father Died
The son was injured and transported to the nearest hospital...
The Doctor in the hospital first he saw the patient said:
Oh here is my son
Who is the doctor?
akid the doctor will be the son's mother

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A priest , or jesus
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Riddles bel jemle ( easy though)
  1. What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
  2. Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion?
  3. Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
  4. What types of words are these: Madam, civic, eye, level.
  5. What ends everything always?
  6. When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you don’t have me. What am I?
  7. A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?
  8. The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?
  9. It is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
  10. 2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only 3 fishes?
  11. Which is the longest word in English?
  12. You can hold it without using your hands or arms. What is it?
  13. What do the letter ‘t’ and an island have in common?
  14. Which is the word in English that has nine letters, and remains a word at each step even when you remove one letter from it, right up to a single letter remaining. List each letter as you remove them, along with the resulting word at each step.
  15. Complete this sequence of letters: o, t, t, f, f, s, s, _, _, _.
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  1. 2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only 3 fishes?
already been answered , the 2nd father is the father of the father , hek shi , and theres only 1 son , a father is a son , and the son is the son of the father . k i know thats gibbirish , but u get the point right?
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1 - shadow
2 - he was eating her chaklo ... order from macdo
3 - cow's or pork meat
4 - i dunno but the are read the same way bil eleb
5 - the letter g
6 - ??????
7 - posted before : horsy name is friday
8 - posted in the same thread : tebout
9 - ?????
10 - already answered
11 - google it ma ele jlede
12 - hold your name ... usually they say carry a name, so not sure
13 - ????
14 - ????
15 - one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten

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meen 2a2wa wahad bil 3alam ???
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