[Mr.juste]

>
> 40-ish................................49.
> Adventurous......................Slept with everyone.
> Athletic..............................No breasts.
> Average looking.................Moooo.
> Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.
> Emotionally Secure.............On medication.
> Feminist..............................Fat.
> Free spirit...........................Junkie.
> Friendship first....................Former slut.
> New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places.
> Old-fashioned.....................No BJs.
> Open-minded......................Desperate.
> Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.
> Professional.........................Bitch.
> Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
> Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
> Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.
>
> WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
> 1. Yes = No
> 2. No = Yes
> 3. Maybe = No
> 4. We need = I want
> 5. I am sorry =You'll be sorry
> 6. We need to talk =You're in trouble
> 7. Sure, go ahead =You better not
> 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
> 10.You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
>
> MEN'S ENGLISH:
> 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> 3. I am tired = I am tired
> 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> 5. I love you = Let's have sex now
> 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
> 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
> 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
> 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
> 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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