Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads:

[Mr.juste]

>
> 40-ish................................49.
> Adventurous......................Slept with everyone.
> Athletic..............................No breasts.
> Average looking.................Moooo.
> Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.
> Emotionally Secure.............On medication.
> Feminist..............................Fat.
> Free spirit...........................Junkie.
> Friendship first....................Former slut.
> New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places.
> Old-fashioned.....................No BJs.
> Open-minded......................Desperate.
> Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.
> Professional.........................Bitch.
> Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
> Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
> Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.
>
> WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
> 1. Yes = No
> 2. No = Yes
> 3. Maybe = No
> 4. We need = I want
> 5. I am sorry =You'll be sorry
> 6. We need to talk =You're in trouble
> 7. Sure, go ahead =You better not
> 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
> 10.You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
>
> MEN'S ENGLISH:
> 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> 3. I am tired = I am tired
> 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> 5. I love you = Let's have sex now
> 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
> 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
> 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
> 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
> 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
>

[Jean]

loooooooooooooooooool
thanks Mr juste, that's very funny
from where u get them ??

[major]

MR juste 3meletna like animals sex and only sex

[hugo_69]

hahaha verry funny mr juste like always ur the best is all what men s think is sex? my answer is in my nick name

[Jean]

Originally Posted by Major

MR juste 3meletna like animals sex and only sex

lol, yes, i noticed that
i think women like sex more than us

[xcoder]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool,
it's soo true
just remember guys the last time u told a girl that you love her. where were you looking?
and women are soo evil guys either they're soooo good or very very very bad (after experience)

[major]

Originally Posted by xcoder

just remember guys the last time u told a girl that you love her. where were you looking?

i was looking at the sky and telling god forgive for liying

[Jean]

Originally Posted by xcoder

just remember guys the last time u told a girl that you love her. where were you looking?

not neccesary only that case loll
when u see a girl , where u look immediatly ??
(I'm predicting a counter attack from dima and rock girl)

[major]

lol well not kidding i look first to her eyes, eza lawnoun green w fiyou benni then bfakkir etala3 to her body i adore green eyes

[Jean]

Originally Posted by major

lol well not kidding i look first to her eyes, eza lawnoun green w fiyou benni then bfakkir etala3 to her body i adore green eyes

that what we all say,
if she's alil bit far from u, u cannot see exactly what her eyes' colours, but u can look very well at her body