Beer Vs Women

**Jess** · 09-17-2008

* A beer is always wet, a woman isn't

* Beer is horrible whet it's hot

* A cold beer satisfies you

* If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at u.
If you come back home smelling women your wife will get angry for sure and might even not talk to u again

* 10 beers a night and then you can't drive
10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anymore

* The older beer is the better

* Many beers can make you see UFO's
Many women can make you see God :P

* If you ask yourself how the next women will be , you are normal
If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are crazy and drunk

* Removing the sticker off a beer is fun
Removing the underwear is funnier

* For a beer you pay taxes

* If you take a 2nd beer, the 1st one doesn't get angry

* You can always be sure that you are the first one opening a beer

* If you shake a beer after a while it calms down by itself

* You know exactly how much a beer costs

* A beer doesn't have a mother

* You can do it if you want, but a beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour

thank you

**TAREK®** · 09-17-2008

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09-17-2008	#1
Jess Community Moderator Last Online: 06-23-2013 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 14,267 Thanks: 7,236 Thanked 8,442 Times in 4,889 Posts Groans: 31 Groaned at 29 Times in 23 Posts	Beer Vs Women * A beer is always wet, a woman isn't * Beer is horrible whet it's hot * A cold beer satisfies you * If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at u. If you come back home smelling women your wife will get angry for sure and might even not talk to u again * 10 beers a night and then you can't drive 10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anymore * The older beer is the better * Many beers can make you see UFO's Many women can make you see God :P * If you ask yourself how the next women will be , you are normal If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are crazy and drunk * Removing the sticker off a beer is fun Removing the underwear is funnier * For a beer you pay taxes * If you take a 2nd beer, the 1st one doesn't get angry * You can always be sure that you are the first one opening a beer * If you shake a beer after a while it calms down by itself * You know exactly how much a beer costs * A beer doesn't have a mother * You can do it if you want, but a beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour thank you __________________ If my smoking bothers you. Don't breathe.

09-17-2008	#2
TAREK® ~ Golden Boy ~ Last Online: 06-14-2013 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 11,464 Thanks: 11,906 Thanked 5,073 Times in 3,294 Posts Groans: 190 Groaned at 82 Times in 72 Posts	Re: Beer Vs Women looooooooooooool I wonder Justin shu ra2yo bi hay

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