Bill Gates And God

MORPHEUSP · 01-22-2008

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself.

Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important.

God looked to Al and said, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand". God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most.

Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important.

God responded, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand". God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly.

God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?"

Bill responded " I think you are sitting in my chair".

http://www.computerjokes.net/119.htm

Sony · 01-23-2008

bill gates is nothing but a business man, even i'm better then him in programming...lol

**TAREK®** · 01-24-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sony

bill gates is nothing but a business man, even i'm better then him in programming...lol

Who cares how well he is while he is rich

, I am ready to work for him if he gives me a good salary

MARX ® · 01-24-2008

hehehe....very funny joke

bas bill gates is nothing but a genious, smart, wise, billionaire.

Astonishing fact about bill gates

Bill gates earns 300$ a second!, so if 1000$ falls from him, he wouldn't torture himself and pick it up, since in this time he could re-earn more than that amount!

01-22-2008	#1
MORPHEUSP Registered Member Last Online: 02-05-2012 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 852 Thanks: 293 Thanked 573 Times in 356 Posts Groans: 3 Groaned at 4 Times in 2 Posts	Bill Gates And God Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself. Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important. God looked to Al and said, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand". God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most. Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important. God responded, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand". God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly. God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?" Bill responded " I think you are sitting in my chair". http://www.computerjokes.net/119.htm

01-23-2008	#2
Sony Registered Member Last Online: 07-12-2012 Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 507 Thanks: 38 Thanked 260 Times in 170 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Bill Gates And God bill gates is nothing but a business man, even i'm better then him in programming...lol __________________ the Hell is empty...all Devils are here...

01-24-2008	#4
MARX ® Registered Member Last Online: 02-15-2012 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,301 Thanks: 1,291 Thanked 663 Times in 428 Posts Groans: 4 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Bill Gates And God hehehe....very funny joke bas bill gates is nothing but a genious, smart, wise, billionaire. Astonishing fact about bill gates Bill gates earns 300$ a second!, so if 1000$ falls from him, he wouldn't torture himself and pick it up, since in this time he could re-earn more than that amount!

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