You live in Beirut when:

debek2000 · 04-05-2008

1. You can't speak in just one language for more than two sentences straight.
2. You know people by their cars...
3. The guy who polishes your shoes for 250 lira (16 cents) has a brand new state of the art cell phone.
4. You can't get a job because you're not Syrian, Filipino, Sri Lankan, or Egyptian.
5. You have family members in at least three other continents.
6. During the World Cup, you forget what country you're in because of all the Brazilian, German, French, and Italian flags hanging on people's cars, balconies, and over the street.
7. The driver in front of you has a 'Michael Schumacher' sticker on his rear window.

**TAREK®** · 04-11-2008

8. You Talk Nothing But Politics

MARX ® · 04-11-2008

9. You get extremely nervous when driving

Adam · 04-14-2008

10. Write your will before crossing the street.

jak · 06-07-2008

11. when you see a renault 12 speedin next to you and passin you 3al autostrade (it has a bmw engine)

**Jess** · 06-07-2008

12. You have a flag in your room for every occasion

04-05-2008	#1
debek2000 Registered Member Last Online: 03-17-2013 Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 32 Thanks: 9 Thanked 36 Times in 14 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post	You live in Beirut when: 1. You can't speak in just one language for more than two sentences straight. 2. You know people by their cars... 3. The guy who polishes your shoes for 250 lira (16 cents) has a brand new state of the art cell phone. 4. You can't get a job because you're not Syrian, Filipino, Sri Lankan, or Egyptian. 5. You have family members in at least three other continents. 6. During the World Cup, you forget what country you're in because of all the Brazilian, German, French, and Italian flags hanging on people's cars, balconies, and over the street. 7. The driver in front of you has a 'Michael Schumacher' sticker on his rear window.

04-11-2008	#2
TAREK® ~ Golden Boy ~ Last Online: 06-14-2013 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 11,464 Thanks: 11,906 Thanked 5,073 Times in 3,294 Posts Groans: 190 Groaned at 82 Times in 72 Posts	Re: You live in Beirut when: 8. You Talk Nothing But Politics

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MARX ® Registered Member Last Online: 02-15-2012 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,301 Thanks: 1,291 Thanked 663 Times in 428 Posts Groans: 4 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: You live in Beirut when: 9. You get extremely nervous when driving

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Adam Registered Member Last Online: 06-03-2013 Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,410 Thanks: 1,444 Thanked 1,235 Times in 689 Posts Groans: 25 Groaned at 21 Times in 19 Posts	Re: You live in Beirut when: 10. Write your will before crossing the street.

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jak Registered Member Last Online: 12-11-2011 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 946 Thanks: 388 Thanked 601 Times in 294 Posts Groans: 4 Groaned at 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: You live in Beirut when: 11. when you see a renault 12 speedin next to you and passin you 3al autostrade (it has a bmw engine)

06-07-2008	#6
Jess Community Moderator Last Online: 06-23-2013 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 14,267 Thanks: 7,236 Thanked 8,442 Times in 4,889 Posts Groans: 31 Groaned at 29 Times in 23 Posts	Re: You live in Beirut when: 12. You have a flag in your room for every occasion __________________ If my smoking bothers you. Don't breathe.

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