You Are Lebanese When

**Rami_s** · 10-19-2007

You Are Lebanese When:

You constantly mix Arabic, French, and English when speaking: "Okay merci kteer, yalla bye!",
"Hiii kifak ¡¦a va ?"
You won't drive anything that's not a Mercedes,BMW, or Hummer.
You get plastic surgery at least once in your lifetime.
You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out.
You think you are better than everyone just because you are Lebanese.
You are so "class" while everyone else is "nawar".
You say you hate all Khaleejis but you'll go work in Saudi Arabia Or Dubai in a heartbeat.
Syrians are the butt of all jokes.
Your family "owns" at least one Sri Lankan servant.
You can't do anything in life unless you have a "wasta"(connections)
You have about 40 cousins.
You have at least one relative named George, Ali, Elie, Ahmad, Tony, Mahmoud or Hussein.
All your aunts want to hook you up with a guy/girl they know.
Family gatherings are filled with gossiping where the women hang out in the kitchen and the men sit and discuss
politics.
You are constantly talking about the latest Hayfa Wehbe news.
You BOUGHT your driver's license.
You don't have a job but you drive an SUV and upgrade your cell Phone every month.
You only buy something if it is expensive enough, because the higher the price the better the quality, right?
Your aunt is always asking when she can belly dance at your wedding.
When you arrive at an airport you find like 20 relatives waiting to greet you.
You always curse Lebanese people when you are in Lebanon,but when you live abroad you only make Lebanese friends.
The men always fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You teach Westerners all the Lebanese
swear words.
Your extended family is over your house all the time, discussing The latest family drama.
There is no such thing as quiet time.
You know there is another meaning for "kiss" , "tease" and
"air".
You are always right!

SysTaMatIcS · 10-20-2007

add to this

-they follow a leader blindly , and turns criminals into saints .
-they can kill and be free

P!oOo · 10-20-2007

add that also:

-you are wearing clothes MADE IN U.S.A. or MADE IN FRANCE...

but when a lebanese mark do his advertise they begin to laugh

SysTaMatIcS · 10-23-2007

add this also
ur old enough to drink at 18 but not old enough to vote till 21

10-19-2007	#1
Rami_s Community Moderator Last Online: 05-07-2013 Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,895 Thanks: 770 Thanked 4,271 Times in 2,417 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 17 Times in 8 Posts	You Are Lebanese When You Are Lebanese When: You constantly mix Arabic, French, and English when speaking: "Okay merci kteer, yalla bye!", "Hiii kifak ¡¦a va ?" You won't drive anything that's not a Mercedes,BMW, or Hummer. You get plastic surgery at least once in your lifetime. You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out. You think you are better than everyone just because you are Lebanese. You are so "class" while everyone else is "nawar". You say you hate all Khaleejis but you'll go work in Saudi Arabia Or Dubai in a heartbeat. Syrians are the butt of all jokes. Your family "owns" at least one Sri Lankan servant. You can't do anything in life unless you have a "wasta"(connections) You have about 40 cousins. You have at least one relative named George, Ali, Elie, Ahmad, Tony, Mahmoud or Hussein. All your aunts want to hook you up with a guy/girl they know. Family gatherings are filled with gossiping where the women hang out in the kitchen and the men sit and discuss politics. You are constantly talking about the latest Hayfa Wehbe news. You BOUGHT your driver's license. You don't have a job but you drive an SUV and upgrade your cell Phone every month. You only buy something if it is expensive enough, because the higher the price the better the quality, right? Your aunt is always asking when she can belly dance at your wedding. When you arrive at an airport you find like 20 relatives waiting to greet you. You always curse Lebanese people when you are in Lebanon,but when you live abroad you only make Lebanese friends. The men always fight over who pays the dinner bill. You teach Westerners all the Lebanese swear words. Your extended family is over your house all the time, discussing The latest family drama. There is no such thing as quiet time. You know there is another meaning for "kiss" , "tease" and "air". You are always right!

10-20-2007	#2
SysTaMatIcS Registered Member Last Online: 10-14-2022 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 10,467 Thanks: 14,136 Thanked 4,244 Times in 2,547 Posts Groans: 186 Groaned at 198 Times in 120 Posts	Re: You Are Lebanese When add to this -they follow a leader blindly , and turns criminals into saints . -they can kill and be free __________________ problems of performance appraisal is that it sucks to memorize them

10-20-2007	#3
P!oOo Registered Member Last Online: 04-20-2008 Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 123 Thanks: 88 Thanked 22 Times in 14 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: You Are Lebanese When add that also: -you are wearing clothes MADE IN U.S.A. or MADE IN FRANCE... but when a lebanese mark do his advertise they begin to laugh

10-23-2007	#4
SysTaMatIcS Registered Member Last Online: 10-14-2022 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 10,467 Thanks: 14,136 Thanked 4,244 Times in 2,547 Posts Groans: 186 Groaned at 198 Times in 120 Posts	Re: You Are Lebanese When add this also ur old enough to drink at 18 but not old enough to vote till 21 __________________ problems of performance appraisal is that it sucks to memorize them

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