funny translations

[might3d]

3azim ya Jackal 3azim


translate this :

أسامة أنور عكاشة
امرؤ القيس
خولة

انت محتال و انا كبير السحرة

[Jess]

Two husbands of socks: جوزين جوارب
He is my Mother: إنه أمي
Your price on me: حقك علي
Keep it on my mathematics: خليها على حساني
Happy wrote his book on in-in: سعيد كتب كتابه على فيفي
Loves a door: حباب
Constitution home parents: دستور يا أمل الدار
Evaluate my envelopes: قدرظروفي
Why after my age?: ليش يا بعد عمري
Cairo envelopes: ظروف قاهرة
She went on you: راحت عليك
From here to here: من هون لهون
Cover on your wide: يستر على عرضك
I push the mathematics: أنا أدفع الحساب

[Jess]

Kissers:مقبلات
Upside down: مقلوبة
Hinds Husband: جوزالهند
Made in Husband: معمول بالجوز
Moons: قمار
Vomit Office: مكتب المراجعات
I never escaped a cat: لم اهرب قط
To be kissed: يتقنل
Divorced Salad: السلطة المطلقة
Danger on my mind: خطر على بالي
He does not die to me an onion: لا يمت بصلة
Like an elephant: كفيل

[Jess]

ظروف قاهرة ‎‎= Cairo envelopes

[Jess]

On his look pin-pin him....3ala Shaklo Shaksheklo

هذه المشكلة فوق طاقتي= This problem is over my small window

[Jess]

Collect your self otherwise I will collect the street on you. Your 'mother' soul===لِمِّ نفسك أحسن ألِم الشارع عليك ياروح أُمّك

[hasan_00]

I dont know if anyone has read this b4...but hey some of u sure didnt..:P:P
Abou El Abed was asked by his instructor to write an essay in


> >English about any interesting encounter that happened recently with
> >him.
> >So he wrote in a classical translation from Arabic to English:
> >From some 2 months 3 -I recognized a girl in the tooth of the
> >elephant.(sen el fil) She was other look and like the moon! Burn her
> >religion(ye7re2 dina)what beautiful. I tried to touch her pulse to
> >see if there is space and it appeared that she is interested. The
> >first day I talked her on the phone and the second day she invited
> >me on the lunch I asked her "what you kitchenized?"(shou teibkha)
> >She said "some of his mother's yoghurt on the walking"(shwayyet
> >laban emmo 3al meishi) I liked her project and before I arrived to
> >her, I went to the Milker(al 7allab) and bought some" lady's
> >arms"(znoud l sett) and some "eat and say thank you"(kol w shkor)
> >She opened me the door and when she saw the handsome(l 7elo) in my
> >hand she said "yiiiii! your hands be safe why torture yourself my
> >uncle?" While we are eating, rang the doorbell. She opened the door
> >and entered her old boyfriend. He asked her "who is he?", she said
> >"not your entry" I knew straight he wanted to problemize it(baddo
> >ymashkela) He said "my eye on you and on him, I will count God not
> >create you!"(be7sob alla ma khala2ik) I said "look, my head does not
> >carry me break the evil before the gypsy milk goes up huh! Go pave
> >the sea(ballet l ba7er) and bleach from my face now!" The man felt
> >on his blood(7ass 3a dammo) and left the room. In the truth, he
> >poisoned my body(sammalei badanei) very much. But the girl gave
> >breakfast to my nerves(rawwa2et a3sabi) She said "don't carry worry,
> >my life don't carry worry put your hands in cold water" I told her
> >"like my foot,(metel ejrei) tell me, are you empty tonight?" She
> >said "yes, I emptify myself for you". I told her "thank you my love,
> >you are very digestible(mahdoumei)"