Tales of Sherwood Forest

[mr_j]

Tales of Sherwood Forest.

You've heard the tale of Robin Hood,
And how he did the poor people good.
But there's more of this famous story,
Of Sherwood's purest pride and glory.

At night when all the robbing was done,
Robin and his men would have some fun.
It fact it would be fair to say,
The merry men were rather gay.

As little John starts to unwind,
Robin takes him from behind.
As they frolic in the grass,
Robin rams him up the arse.

One night when they were all at play,
A gorgeous maiden came their way.
She sauntered up to Friar Tuck,
And said "I'm Marion, wanna fûck?

The Friar couldn't believe his ears,
She's offering sex to us old queers.
While he recovered from his shock,
Robin presented her with his cock.

The three old men all had a bash,
As Marion's clothes were off in a flash.
For Marion this was sheer bliss,
As they filled her every orifice.

When all was done she gave a whine,
"Thank you boys for a lovely time.
But for your pleasure you must pay,
I've got the pox, have a nice day."

"Now listen here" said Friar Tuck,
"We don't really give a fûck.
The laughs on you, you silly cow,
We've got AIDS so who's fûcked now?"