New English Jokes

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Funny Jokes and Riddles:

1. What hepls keep ypur teeth together?
A toothpaste.

2. How do you make a Hotdog stand?
Steal its chair.

3. Why was Thomas Edison able to invent the bulb?
Because he was very bright.

4. Can a match box?
No, but a tin can.

5. During which battle was Lord Nelson killed?
His last one.

6. What invention allows you to see through walls?
A window.

7. What side of an apple is the left side?
The side that has not been eaten yet.

8. Which months have 28 days?
All of them.

9. What's the letter that ends everything?
The letter "G".

10. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had many problems.

11. Where was the declaration of independence signed?
At the bottom.

12. What's the easiest way to get on TV?
Sit on it.

13. What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?
A trouble.

14. What can jump higher than a house?
Everyone, houses can't jump.

15. Where do you find baby soldiers?
In the infantry.