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Old 11-15-2007   #1
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تصرفاتنا الغريبة

لماذا عندما تكون بطارية الريموت كنترول ضعيفة نقوم بالضغط بقوة على الأزرار؟
ايه بنحرق نفس الكبسة, يعني بهالشكل بنشحن البطارية


لماذا نخفض صوت المسجلة أو الراديو بالسيارة عندما نشعر بأننا دخلنا بالطريق الخطأ؟
يعني هالشكل بنصير نعرف الطريق الصحيح


لماذا نقول هدية مجانية؟؟
وهل يوجد هدية غير مجانية؟؟


لماذا عندما نكون داخل المنزل والسماء تمطر نسأل: هل السماء تمطر في الخارج ؟؟
يعني بحياتها مطرت في الداخل ؟؟


لماذا عندما نقرأ على الحائط احترس من الصبغ ؟؟ لا نصدق بل نجرب ذلك بأصبعنا؟؟
يعني اللي صبغ الحائط لازم يحلف


لماذا عندما توقف سيارتك في موقف خالي من السيارات يجي واحد بعدك ويوقف سيارته جنب سيارتك؟؟
يعني يترك الموقف كله ويوقف جنبك


لماذا نفتح فمنا عندما نقوم بإطعام الطفل الصغير ؟؟؟
احنا اللي ناكل وإلا هو؟؟


ليش بعد ما نشرب كاسة الشاي كلها نطالع فيها إذا فيها بعد ولا خلص … يعني ما نصدق حتى نشوف؟

ليش لما تكون قاعد بمكان عام وتسمع رنة تلفون على طول تطلع تلفونك.. ليه حضرتك مهم كثير حتى يرن تلفونك بين كل هالبشر


ليش وانت تقرا تبتسم...



لييييييييييييششششش


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leh mn 2oul :" badna nes2al sou2al" ???
leh fina nes2al jaweb masalan???
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leh mn 2oul :" badna nes2al sou2al" ???
leh fina nes2al jaweb masalan???
Barki el sou2al biwallid as2ila tanyi ktiri
fa bikoun el sou2al el awal houwi el father
fa bitkouni sa2alti sou2al
right???????????????????
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Default Re: تصرفاتنا الغريبة

seret eryeton chi 2569874236 marra bhal forum guys ma ba2a t3idouwon henne zeton w even kel mara berja3 bed7ak 3leyon niceee
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لماذا نخفض صوت المسجلة أو الراديو بالسيارة عندما نشعر بأننا دخلنا بالطريق الخطأ؟
يعني هالشكل بنصير نعرف الطريق الصحيح
I do this all the time
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LE L SAKAHFE LA hal daraje lecccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
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I do this all the time
i thought of this , u do tht cuz u wonna get ready to ask someone abt the rite road
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i thought of this , u do tht cuz u wonna get ready to ask someone abt the rite road
Not that only, u get mad when you are trying to find the right way and all confused about it and the singer is singing happily like nothing is wrong
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