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hi all
i need for necessery some "nekat ta2efey" i know its forbiden so if any body has any joke please pm me i need it for a movie script about lebanon community
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here u go, shi3a vs. sunna.....
fi shab sinni fet la 3ind bet sa7bo shi3i, so la2a bl bet ma7tout 3l 7et, law7ten kbar: wa7de' maktoub 3laya : ALLAH , the 2nd one maktoub 3laya : 3ALI , so the sunni told the shi3i: come on man, wat abt law7it MO7AMMAD, shi3i answers: shou mfakkar yi3ni bshiil ALLA wb7it MO7AMMAD??!!! ( la yalli ma fehema, lshi3i can get rid of alla nd mo7ammad, bt not rid of ali) other one: 3alawi vs. sunni once in a syrian school in qarda7a(a 3alawite village where hafez asad was born), the teacher asked the students wat they wanna be in future: 1st student: well i am 3ali, nd i wish to be general in syrian army.... nd student: well i am 3ali, nd i wish to be a syrian minister.......3rd student: well i am 3ali, nd ......... last student: well i am 3OMAR!!! well i wish ti be a 3alawi.... wba3den killo hayyin ![]() 3alawi vs. masi7i once in syria, a christian girl was driving at midnight when the tyres where down.... a 3alawi guy stopped 2 help her... when he was fixing the tyres, with every move he was saying: YA 3ADRA... nd with every tyre fixed he was saying: YA 3ADRA, when he fininshed the girl thanked him, nd she asked him: ur christian??? he said no i am alawite, she asked : so y u were saying : ya 3adra??? he replied: lakan bfayyi2lik l imam 3ali l sa3a wa7de' bl leil????????? !!! ![]() come on admin they r just jokes........... dont delete...
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In fact the last one wasn't that bad lol
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La2 helwin helwin heheheh awiye
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