lool read this one

wewe · 12-03-2007

Walid was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc,
but Walid was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.

Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Walid aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Walid, "But my Dad really works with 'LEBANESE FORCES' but I was just too embarrassed to say.

sciencedoor · 12-03-2007

haha nice one
that really true
cuz the boy recognize that his father became aggressive when he saw an Orange with yellow leaves

Justin · 12-04-2007

.. I remember M.A posting such thing in the little Dirty Johnny Jokes Thread

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Originally Posted by M.A

Little johnny was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc,
Little johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father."My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took Little johnny aside to ask him if that was really true."No" said Little johnny, "He works in Future Tv(edited) but I was just too embarrassed to say."

wewe · 12-04-2007

man i have a much better , and a real dirty LF joke
but it's arabic in latin font , and a little nasty

ps:the joke i took it from my friend's funwall , i did'nt took it from here and edit it

khello · 12-04-2007

well nice joke friend but who in hell prefers to be gay then to work with LFers?

i prefer a 100 times to be an LFer not to be gay

SysTaMatIcS · 12-04-2007

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Originally Posted by khello

well nice joke friend but who in hell prefers to be gay then to work with LFers?

i prefer a 100 times to be an LFer not to be gay

well id prefer to be a gay over being a cold blooded hearless criminal

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wewe Registered Member Last Online: 01-21-2020 Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 903 Thanks: 54 Thanked 395 Times in 273 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	lool read this one Walid was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Walid was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him." The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Walid aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Walid, "But my Dad really works with 'LEBANESE FORCES' but I was just too embarrassed to say.

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