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Old 01-17-2008   #1
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Question Paradoxes

Does anybody know any gd paradoxes?

For e.g: If u go back in time to before u were born n kill ur father, would u then be born to go back in time n kill ur father?

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If you go back in time to kill ur grandfather ! would ur father be born and grow up! and will u be born ? !! i got confused with that !
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If you go back in time to kill ur grandfather ! would ur father be born and grow up! and will u be born ? !! i got confused with that !
How many ancestors can we go back

Nice thread ....reminds me of a movie called "The Butterfly effect"
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i think if we are able to go back in time, we go back into a different dimension, so if u killed ur father or ur grandfather u r killing him in another dimension another world, and then u r changing their time not yours
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OK here is what might seem like a paradox for someone not involved in Lebanese Politics....

We need an election law that represents the will of the people, that election law should be approved by a parliament elected under an election law that doesn't represent the will of the people therefore by a parliament that theoretically might differ with the people on what new election law would really represent their will
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Default Re: Paradoxes

this paradox have many resolutions one of them is like icemaker said when we get back in time we will be back to a parallel universe and the one we are living won't be damaged.
you can discuss this subject in the time travel thread plz keep this to paradoxes funny one

there are millions of paradox and most of them are funny like the one which proof 1=2:
let a and b be equal non-zero quantities
a=b
Multiply through by a
a^2=ab
Subtract b^2
a^2-b^2=ab-b^2
Factor both sides
(a-b)(a+b)=b(a-b)
Divide out (a-b)
a+b=b
Observing that a=b
b+b=b
Combine like terms on the left
2b=b
Divide by the non-zero b
2=1
oh how was that and it has been 18 years and they are still teaching us that 2 can't be equal to 1 and here we go it's proven:P:P:P:P
just think about it before you google it


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this paradox have many resolutions one of them is like icemaker said when we get back in time we will be back to a parallel universe and the one we are living won't be damaged.
you can discuss this subject in the time travel thread plz keep this to paradoxes funny one

there are millions of paradox and most of them are funny like the one which proof 1=2:
let a and b be equal non-zero quantities
a=b
Multiply through by a
a^2=ab
Subtract b^2
a^2-b^2=ab-b^2
Factor both sides
(a-b)(a+b)=b(a-b)
Divide out (a-b)
a+b=b
Observing that a=b
b+b=b
Combine like terms on the left
2b=b
Divide by the non-zero b
2=1
oh how was that and it has been 18 years and they are still teaching us that 2 can't be equal to 1 and here we go it's proven:P:P:P:P
just think about it before you google it


You can't divide by (a-b) because a=b so (a-b)=0....
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Default Re: Paradoxes

Who created '' GOD '' ??.. and who created the 1 who created '' GOD '' ... and who created the 1 that created ''GOD'' ... and who created the 1 that created the 1 that created ''GOD'' !

can any1 answer my quest. ???
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Who created '' GOD '' ??.. and who created the 1 who created '' GOD '' ... and who created the 1 that created ''GOD'' ... and who created the 1 that created the 1 that created ''GOD'' !

can any1 answer my quest. ???
No one created God...everyone here agrees on this statement
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No one created God...everyone here agrees on this statement

Then from where GOD came from !? .. unless if u mean GOD is eternal then who created the 'GOD IS ETERNAL' thing !!??
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