What if Titanic sinks today??

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U.S.A:"A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists.We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson.Bin Laden you can
run but you cannot hide we will findYou and destroy your Al-Qaeda network." (President Bush........who else?)

U.K:"I have spoken to the President of United States andWe have both agreed that the sinking of Titanic isSignificant prove that
Saddam Hussein is clearlyBehind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to theWorld and this has to be dealt with."(Prime Minister
Blair)

Iraq:"LOL!!!" (President Saddam Hussein)

Israel:"These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough evidence to say that sinking of Titanic is not anAccident but it was their
suicide bombers who have committed such a crime. We will now impose curfew on thePalestinians, detain them, exile them, and
kill them, Starve them; destroy their homes and refugee camps."(Ariel Sharon....bastard)

Canada:"Titanic who?" (Canadian Prime Minister)

India: "Pakistan is fully involved in this. We have received passports of Pakistani extremists from the Titanicdebris. Pakistanis will
have to pay for such horrendous act of terrorism. We are now deploying moresoldiers to the border."(Prime Minister Vajpayee)

Pakistan:"Double seating on the motor bike is banned in all provinces for an undefined period of time" (President Musharraf)

UN: "Shit happens right??"(Sec.Gen. Kofi Annan)
Survivors:
"Uhh. Helllooo. Is anyone listening...it was an iceberg..hellloooooo."