Understanding what is HR

**AnGe|ic** · 04-01-2008

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to His HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying. My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.

The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.

Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days

Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

Have a Nice Day.

HR = HIGH RISK

**TAREK®** · 04-01-2008

loooool halla2 now that i think about it the HR does make a point, we can use this when I become a hotel manager

**Jess** · 04-02-2008

i send it via mail now to the Human Ressources manager in here alla yestour

amazing bs not true eh ?

Ninoz · 04-23-2008

i would never like to be a HR

MARX ® · 04-24-2008

hehe

Id like to be an HR
jk, NEVERRRRRR

**Jess** · 04-24-2008

guys believe it's really hard to be an HR manager or even work in an Hr department when all you will do in the day is listening to the employees' prob sometimes

**TAREK®** · 04-24-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninoz

i would never like to be a HR

why not?

its fun givin orders to everyone and tell them what to do

04-01-2008	#1
AnGe\|ic Vcoderz Team Last Online: 10-23-2011 Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,597 Thanks: 2,065 Thanked 1,624 Times in 790 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Understanding what is HR After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to His HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying. My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. Manager:- How many days are there in a year? Man:- 365 days and some times 366 Manager:- how many hours make up a day? Man:- 24 hours Manager:- How long do you work in a day? Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day. Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours? Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third) Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days? Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days) Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends? Man:- No sir Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends? Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have? Man:- 18 days. Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining? Man:- 4 days Manager:- Do you work on New Year day? Man:- No sir! Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- 2 days sir! Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- 1 day sir! Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- None sir! Manager:- So, what are you claiming? Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days. Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!! Have a Nice Day. HR = HIGH RISK

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TAREK® ~ Golden Boy ~ Last Online: 06-14-2013 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 11,464 Thanks: 11,906 Thanked 5,073 Times in 3,294 Posts Groans: 190 Groaned at 82 Times in 72 Posts	Re: Understanding what is HR loooool halla2 now that i think about it the HR does make a point, we can use this when I become a hotel manager

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Jess Community Moderator Last Online: 06-23-2013 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 14,267 Thanks: 7,236 Thanked 8,442 Times in 4,889 Posts Groans: 31 Groaned at 29 Times in 23 Posts	Re: Understanding what is HR i send it via mail now to the Human Ressources manager in here alla yestour amazing bs not true eh ? __________________ If my smoking bothers you. Don't breathe.

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Ninoz Registered Member Last Online: 11-22-2008 Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 62 Thanks: 1 Thanked 67 Times in 35 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Understanding what is HR i would never like to be a HR

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MARX ® Registered Member Last Online: 02-15-2012 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,301 Thanks: 1,291 Thanked 663 Times in 428 Posts Groans: 4 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Understanding what is HR hehe Id like to be an HR jk, NEVERRRRRR

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Jess Community Moderator Last Online: 06-23-2013 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 14,267 Thanks: 7,236 Thanked 8,442 Times in 4,889 Posts Groans: 31 Groaned at 29 Times in 23 Posts	Re: Understanding what is HR guys believe it's really hard to be an HR manager or even work in an Hr department when all you will do in the day is listening to the employees' prob sometimes __________________ If my smoking bothers you. Don't breathe.

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