Top 14 List Why It's GREAT To Be A Lebanese

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14. They are the best bulls hitters.
13. Ski in the winter, swim in the summer, get stuck in traffic all year round!!!...
12. We get to have a civil war once every 30 years, just in time when it gets boring.
11. We are everything: Lebanese? Arab? Phoenician? Greek? Martian?
10. Who Says Beverly Hills is expensive? We have Kaslik, Verdun and Solidere.
9. Officially -------> 'Old Mercedes Retirement Home'.
8. Tabbouli! Hummos! Baba Ghannouj! Oh...
7. Abou El - Abed jokes.
6. We do not love all our neighbors, but they love us.
5. Cell Phones 'R' Us!!!
4. Phrases like ' To2borneh Inshallah ', ' Shou fi ma fi ' and ' Hi...Kifak?... Ca Vas?' 'Marhaba'.
3. Honest politicians (Oxymoron).
2. We love to live. We live to love.
the # 1 reason Why It's GREAT To Be A Lebanese:
1. 68 religions, 3 languages, 2 forms of currency and 1 great people!