silent assassin epilogue - Page 2

FriendOfZeus · 03-31-2008

I rise from thy tomb......with the rabbies, an itchy ass, a dead turtle strapped to a couple strands of hair, couple a hundred ticks and a sharp katana.

FriendOfZeus · 03-31-2008

"lol nice ending

but i've got a better one:

see here mr_j, why put the mouse inside him when you can make it dig(to7for) to get incide him
this is what you do:
1-you put the man on his back and tie his hands and legs
2-then you bring a mouse and put it in a metal bucket(satel aw dalo min 7adid)
3-then you put the bucket upside down on the man belly
(bit 7ot el dalo bel eleb 3a batno lal zalame)
so the mouse is traped inside the bucket and she is standing on the man's belly
4-then you heat the bucket
thus the hot metal will burn the man and make him scream
but this is not the good part
the good part is that the mouse will want to go out, but the only way she can go is down
so it will start digging the man's belly and then she will bite the internal organs....etc...etc...etc
but instead of dying in 30 min
the man it will take about 4 to 6 hours of pain and screams
nice.... no?

"

maaaaaaaannn i forgot from which movie this scene is from!!

The Cheese · 03-31-2008

Great story mr_j

...Very Creative.

Hasan was caught...serves you right for stuffing me in the oven

P.S :I wasn't very active in this thread due to "technical" problems....You haven't heard the last of me though

**mr_j** · 03-31-2008

there is one thing I didn't figure out though

who the heck voted that he wants me dead?

ALIAS · 04-01-2008

lol that is a good question
btw FOZ the seen i wrote was from "2 Fast 2 Furious"

Justin · 04-05-2008

Sorry fo' tha delay dudes!!

Lemme make it short n sweet, what I wanna say is that mr_j's story just whoop my old story's ass :P.. Its more than great, amazing, awesome, iiight, tightt!!!! I KNEW HE WOULD'VE DISAPPOINT US, furthermore, I will make sure this time that Alias won't be the silent assassin cuz he's goin' to be the new narrator if he doesn't mind at all!!

ALIAS · 04-13-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheriff Justin

Sorry fo' tha delay dudes!!

Lemme make it short n sweet, what I wanna say is that mr_j's story just whoop my old story's ass :P.. Its more than great, amazing, awesome, iiight, tightt!!!! I KNEW HE WOULD'VE DISAPPOINT US, furthermore, I will make sure this time that Alias won't be the silent assassin cuz he's goin' to be the new narrator if he doesn't mind at all!!

lol... that would be an honor
i already PMed the sheriff
all there is is for him to start a new thread for people who want to play the next story
and then i will take over from there

tks again... can't wait

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03-31-2008	#11
FriendOfZeus Registered Member Last Online: 08-22-2008 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,126 Thanks: 582 Thanked 534 Times in 362 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: silent assassin epilogue I rise from thy tomb......with the rabbies, an itchy ass, a dead turtle strapped to a couple strands of hair, couple a hundred ticks and a sharp katana. Last edited by FriendOfZeus; 03-31-2008 at 08:08 PM.

03-31-2008	#12
FriendOfZeus Registered Member Last Online: 08-22-2008 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,126 Thanks: 582 Thanked 534 Times in 362 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: silent assassin epilogue "lol nice ending but i've got a better one: see here mr_j, why put the mouse inside him when you can make it dig(to7for) to get incide him this is what you do: 1-you put the man on his back and tie his hands and legs 2-then you bring a mouse and put it in a metal bucket(satel aw dalo min 7adid) 3-then you put the bucket upside down on the man belly (bit 7ot el dalo bel eleb 3a batno lal zalame) so the mouse is traped inside the bucket and she is standing on the man's belly 4-then you heat the bucket thus the hot metal will burn the man and make him scream but this is not the good part the good part is that the mouse will want to go out, but the only way she can go is down so it will start digging the man's belly and then she will bite the internal organs....etc...etc...etc but instead of dying in 30 min the man it will take about 4 to 6 hours of pain and screams nice.... no?" maaaaaaaannn i forgot from which movie this scene is from!!

03-31-2008	#13
The Cheese Registered Member Last Online: 04-21-2014 Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 365 Thanks: 274 Thanked 421 Times in 218 Posts Groans: 5 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: silent assassin epilogue Great story mr_j ...Very Creative. Hasan was caught...serves you right for stuffing me in the oven P.S :I wasn't very active in this thread due to "technical" problems....You haven't heard the last of me though

03-31-2008	#14
mr_j Community Moderator Last Online: 07-31-2023 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,520 Thanks: 3,023 Thanked 2,076 Times in 1,156 Posts Groans: 7 Groaned at 34 Times in 27 Posts	Re: silent assassin epilogue there is one thing I didn't figure out though who the heck voted that he wants me dead?

04-01-2008	#15
ALIAS Registered Member Last Online: 02-21-2009 Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 145 Thanks: 387 Thanked 173 Times in 95 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: silent assassin epilogue lol that is a good question btw FOZ the seen i wrote was from "2 Fast 2 Furious"

04-05-2008	#16
Justin Vcoderz Dj Last Online: 04-17-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,916 Thanks: 5,372 Thanked 3,557 Times in 2,050 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 16 Times in 14 Posts	Re: silent assassin epilogue Sorry fo' tha delay dudes!! Lemme make it short n sweet, what I wanna say is that mr_j's story just whoop my old story's ass :P.. Its more than great, amazing, awesome, iiight, tightt!!!! I KNEW HE WOULD'VE DISAPPOINT US, furthermore, I will make sure this time that Alias won't be the silent assassin cuz he's goin' to be the new narrator if he doesn't mind at all!! __________________ Music is what feelings sound like

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