Pharmacy: Helping out one moron After Another

[Kain]

This thread is dedicated to the forum's dear pharmacists

This is where we can complain, chat and answer each other's questions

Post your weird pharmacy questions, jokes, basically anything related to pharmacy

Comments are always appreciated

[Kain]

Top 10 reasons for dating a pharmacist:

1-Very clean life style and bed style too.

2-We are well trained to listen.

3-Drug Dealers….with a license! Hell yea..

4-Free drugs, condoms, and birth control pills…We play safe!

5-When it comes to measures we are precise, gentle, and got a whole bunch of leaks before reaching the end point! lol,don’t u just love Titration?!

6-We know quite enough anatomy, to know what works and where.

7-We own a variety of lotions, creams and gels, and aren't afraid to use them.

8-We do it on the counter, in the car, and on hospital beds all day long.

9-We never miss a target

10-Love is all about chemistry, right?…Well so is Pharmacy !


No dirty thoughts

[Kain]

I found a few pharmacy related complaints and weird phamacy questions on facebook posted from a bunch of pharmacists Thought i'd share some


Middle Aged Lady: "Can I get just one Tylenol #3?"
Me: ".... uh... no, it's a prescription, do you have a prescription?"
MAL: "No... I just want one, I'll pay for it"
Me: "No."
MAL: "Well, you can't say I didn't try."




ome mid-30's woman once came to me with a prescription of an anti-tussive for her 10 year old son , as i gave her the drug , and i am telling her what to do...

Me :- see this line ?? fill it to here . and give your son 3 times a day , every 8 hours !
Woman :- to fill until the line ??
Me:- yes .
Woman :- to the line to fill from down or from up ??
(she ment that u can fill it from up to the line and a half air will be in the bottom ROFL , i guess she was too stupid to realeze that )
Me :- thinking-( )
Me :- if you can fill it from up so fill it ! if u cant (which is what gonna happen-thinking) fill it from down !



Pt: I need my reflexology pills.
Me:Pardon me?
Pt: My reflexology pills for my stomach.
Me: Oh, your acid reflux pills XD

[Kain]

Pt: I need a refill on my ass toast (actos)
other pt: Do you guys have any neo sperm? (neosporin)


annother pt: I need my girlfriend's pills filled her name is..(first name only)
me: do you know her last name?
Pt: no
me: do you know her birth day?
pt:no
me: Do you know her address?
Pt: no, but she's in my fave 5 on my phone, see.



Patient: Hello, are Chicken Pops contagious??
Me: No....But Chicken Pox are.
Patient: Oh..........Well is there a vaccine for Chicken Pops??

[AnGe|ic]

this happened once in real life in lebanon :
one guy came to the pharmacy he didnt want his wife to get pregnant...so contraceptive pills were given to him and he was told : btekhidon once before sleeping...
after a while this man came to the pharmacy screamin shoutin and fightin....
the pharmacist went like wat is ur problem wat is wrong ? he said my wife is pregnant how can u do this to me bla bla bla...
so the pharmacist asked him : did she take the pills as i assigned and never missed one.
he thought for a while and said :


AM THE ONE WHO WAS TAKING THEM !!!

[AnGe|ic]

this happened with me :

hello miss
hey how r u ?
plz i need my HTN ( hypertension ) pills
i said wat r they called ? he said i dunno u know them i buy them everytime from here
i was like i dunno
the man replied : it is a white rounded tablet and started describin it and i was like khallesni how shall i know then he ended up let me enter inside and search i know the box color

[Kain]

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[TAREK®]

Originally Posted by AnGe|ic

this happened once in real life in lebanon :
one guy came to the pharmacy he didnt want his wife to get pregnant...so contraceptive pills were given to him and he was told : btekhidon once before sleeping...
after a while this man came to the pharmacy screamin shoutin and fightin....
the pharmacist went like wat is ur problem wat is wrong ? he said my wife is pregnant how can u do this to me bla bla bla...
so the pharmacist asked him : did she take the pills as i assigned and never missed one.
he thought for a while and said :


AM THE ONE WHO WAS TAKING THEM !!!

loooooooooooooooool u made my day with this one loooooool

[AnGe|ic]

Once a guy came to me he told me i want my dad's glucose strips i said i dunno who is ur dad he said his full name and i stil didnt recognize him so he said call ur boss ask him he knows .... i thought it aint worth callin so i said khalas its ok here all the glucose strips do u know which one of them it is ? he said yea i guess it is the green color so i said ok...
he said i wanna show it to my dad and if it is the one i wil come pay u...i said no sorry icant...he said hiyye hon i went like ok

w this was since shi 9 months w ba3do la halla2 ma ija dafa3 7a22o
i paid 40 $ for it waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa3

P.S. we have 8 cams at the pharmacy and we got his pic bt we cld never know him aw get anyone to know him

[AnGe|ic]

One afternoon....
a med rep came to me... he asked me abt his stuff w products w mishi l7al
he then asked can i use the bathroom for a second...i was like mmmm ummm mmm ok tfaddal
5 mins passed.....
10 mins passed....
15 minssss passed.....

and the guy didnt show up and i was like omg wat is he doin inside and i was alone there so i cldnt do anythin abt it

after shi 20 mins he comes out smiling .... thank u i said ur wlc

w he left....


30 seconds after he left....10 perfume testers were sprayed in the pharmacy w fihimkon kfeyi !!!!