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Old 04-15-2008   #1
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Talking Vista Source Code !!!

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/*
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#include "dos.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "sco_unix.h"

class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{}

int totalNewFeatures = 3;
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
float numberOfBugs = 345889E+08;
bool readyForRelease = False;

void main {
    while (!CRASHED) {

        if (first_time_install) {
            if ((installedRAM < 2GB) || (processorSpeed < 4GHz))
            {
                MessageBox("Hardware incompability error.");
                GetKeyPress();
                BSOD();
            }
        }
        Make10GBswapfile();
        SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
        addRandomDriver();
        MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error.");
        GetKeyPress();
        BSOD();
    }

    //printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
    //printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
    printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");

    if (still_not_crashed){

        CheckUserLicense();
        DoubleCheckUserLicense();
        TripleCheckUserLicense();
        RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();

        DisplayFancyGraphics();
        FlickerLED(hard_drive);
        RunWindowsXP();
        return LotsMoreMoney;
    }
}


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Old 04-15-2008   #2
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Default Re: Vista Source Code !!!

HEHEHEH who wrote it?? you?
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Default Re: Vista Source Code !!!

nice one man awsome just the truth revealed :E
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LOL @ return LotsMoreMoney;
Well, This Is What Microsoft Does
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Vista just new skin for windows xp.
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SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GO OGLE);
addRandomDriver();
I like this part .....
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Default Re: Vista Source Code !!!

loooooool nice one... i think that u had to replace "while (!CRASHED)" by "if (!CRASHED)..." and "if (still_not_crashed){ " by " else{"

just a question : the return have to be the last commend in the main function ryt? i mean: " main {.....return stg}" ryt ?
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loooooool nice one... i think that u had to replace &quot;while (!CRASHED)&quot; by &quot;if (!CRASHED)...&quot; and &quot;if (still_not_crashed){ &quot; by &quot; else{&quot;

just a question : the return have to be the last commend in the main function ryt? i mean: &quot; main {.....return stg}&quot; ryt ?
Yes you are right, i just pasted it like it is ...
About the return, when you have void main it means that the main don't have a return value, so here lezem ken ykoun fi int main badal void main...
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Yes you are right, i just pasted it like it is ...
About the return, when you have void main it means that the main don't have a return value, so here lezem ken ykoun fi int main badal void main...
w bardu still an error LotsMoreMoney; it's an int
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w bardu still an error LotsMoreMoney; it's an int
LotsMoreMoney Hasn't Been Declared Earlier In The Code So It'll Give You An Error
Anyways, This Is Just A Joke We Can Have Errors
Anyways 454447415244 Didn't Write This So Roo7 7aasib El Real Author
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