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Old 05-12-2008   #41
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أعلنت المعارضة اللبنانية عن وضع عددات في بيروت تحت اسم من أجل لبنان ... وذلك لعدّ ايام استرجاع بيروت
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مصادر رسمية تؤكد أن أسباب اشتعال مبنى تلفزيون المستقبل هي أن الشف رمزي نسي النار على الغاز داخل مطبخ الاستديو
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عاجل: قوى المعارضة تستولي على وزارة التربية وتزوّر شهادة بريفيه وتسلّمها ل سليمان فرنجية
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so i was in my room watching a movie eno chwayyit teghyir jaw 3an el politics ... and usually the atmosphere bil beit mish kel hal2ad ya3ne because of the current situation ...
but then i started to hear loud laughter coming from the living where my parents are watching TV ...
so i went to the living and i saw they were watching "Kalam El Nass" and the guest was not other than our beloved "Caghlos Eddeh" ...
so i sat down and watched the interview and believe me it was so damn hilarious ... i laughed my stomach out
ya3ne 3anjad elli ma 7odir hal episode ra7it 3aleih ... i swear mish tabi3e hal ensein ... i don't know what to say, but it's really like hearing a fifth grader who don't know arabics talking politics in arabic
Marcel Ghanem : chou bi ra2yak jawhar el e5tilef ?
Caghlos : pardon Marcel, bass fik tfassirle jawhar en francais ? asdak diamond

P.S : ma 7ada ye3zom Caghlos 3al sawda el nayye ma bi7ibba abadan , w kamen ma 7ada yefta7 ma3o mawdou3 bil teri5 bijibkon joura 3al sari3, ma3 el 3elem eno toli3 ma bya3rif assol 3aylto

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so i was in my room watching a movie eno chwayyit teghyir jaw 3an el politics ... and usually the atmosphere bil beit mish kel hal2ad ya3ne because of the current situation ...
but then i started to hear loud laughter coming from the living where my parents are watching TV ...
so i went to the living and i saw they were watching "Kalam El Nass" and the guest was not other than our beloved "Caghlos Eddeh" ...
so i sat down and watched the interview and believe me it was so damn hilarious ... i laughed my stomach out
ya3ne 3anjad elli ma 7odir hal episode ra7it 3aleih ... i swear mish tabi3e hal ensein ... i don't know what to say, but it's really like hearing a fifth grader who don't know arabics talking politics in arabic
Marcel Ghanem : chou bi ra2yak jawhar el e5tilef ?
Caghlos : pardon Marcel, bass fik tfassirle jawhar en francais ? asdak diamond

P.S : ma 7ada ye3zom Caghlos 3al sawda el nayye ma bi7ibba abadan , w kamen ma 7ada yefta7 ma3o mawdou3 bil teri5 bijibkon joura 3al sari3, ma3 el 3elem eno toli3 ma bya3rif assol 3aylto

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Is this for real or you're just kidding man? :P
loool no doubt why 14 feb didn't let him speak in their last demo
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Is this for real or you're just kidding man? :P
loool no doubt why 14 feb didn't let him speak in their last demo
xcoder IT IS REAL
he was there with a Gr8 Journalist Esmo "Rafic Nasrallah"

another thing happened, Marcel Asked a GR8 Question
so one of them 3emel "E7emmmm"
so Marcel wanted to know meen "A77aa"
so he looked @ Carlos, w Carlos kan Msatal, so He Asked Him Inta A7eyt?
Carlos didn't Reply, he was hek
then 2alo Marcel, inta noss l wa2et la ta3ref shu ya3ni a7eyt, wl noss l tani la tarjem l so2al

another time
Carlos: iza ana bfoot 3al Da7ye w Be7mol Camera w Bsawer, be2olo 3ane 3ameel Israeli
Rafic Nasrullah: lah ya 3ameed, inta ta3a 3al da7ye w beta3mok Mjadara l Shabab (it means betshuf eshya bet5ale batnak tofrot)

John A usually records such nice episodes, let us have hope he did
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كارلوس اده للكدس باور:" لن نسلم لدريم بارك مل لم يتم خفض تسعيرة بطاقات العب الى ال1000ل.ل


أعلن مقاتلو كارلوس اده أنهم سينسحبون من أرض المعركة وذلك لأن صاحب الدكان كان مخبئاً كل السكاكر


تم العثور على مخزن أسلحة لميشال معوض وجد فيه: رشاشات مي عدد 300، نئأيفات عدد 200 ، دبابات عل رموت كونترول عدد 169
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خبر عاجل : يرجى من جميع لبنانين أن يجد علبة مايك أب التابعة لنايلة معوض وهذا لمصلحة الجميع

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Default الأسلحة الفردية الشخصية المسموح بها لدى ا
الأسلحة الفردية الشخصية المسموح بها لدى الحزب التقدمي الإشتراكي
مختلف أنواع المدافع الثقيلة بكافة العيارات و القادرة على إصابة مختلف المسافات
مدافع الهاون وال أر بي جي وال بي7
مضدات الطيران على أنواعها من الرشاشات وصولاً الى الصواريخ التي تضرب عن الكتف
راجمات الصواريخ شرط أن لا تحمل كل راجمة أكثر من أربعين صاروخ
أخيراً يسمح إستخدام بعض وسائل النقل العسكرية كالملالة والدبابة لأغراض سلمية أما الطائرات الحربية فممنوعة لعدم توفر مطار لها.

وفي الختام نطلب من أخواننا المعارضة التوقف عن الأكاذيب وإعتبارنا ميليشيا مسلحة

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