Husband & Wife

[AnGe|ic]

Husband & Wife - Love YourEnemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, 'One month
after I die I want you to marry Samy.' 'Samy! But he is your enemy !'
'Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer
now.'



Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger? ' The other replied, 'Yes I am,
I married the wrong man.'

Husband & Wife - Why?
' Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be
home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in
another man's arms. ' Why, Dad ? Tell me why!' Dad kept silent for a
few minutes, then coolly said, 'Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax.'

Husband & Wife - Same Service
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, 'When we were first
married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my
slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after
ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers
and my wife runs around barking.' 'Why complain?' said the counselor.
'You're still getting the same service!'

Husband & Wife - Come Home Late
A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came
home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. 'Take my advice,' said
the neighbour, 'and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three
o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: 'Is that you,
Jim?' And that cured him. 'Cured him !' asked the woman, 'but how?'
The neighbour said, 'You see, his name is Bill.'

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Originally Posted by AnGe|ic

Husband & Wife - Love YourEnemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, 'One month
after I die I want you to marry Samy.' 'Samy! But he is your enemy !'
'Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer
now.'

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