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Re: Guys are jerks but what about u?
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Re: Guys are jerks but what about u?
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up. Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are... Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit The ground first? A: Who cares?????.. ... Q: What did God say after he created man? A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman! Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO? A: I don't know, I've never seen either. Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? A: i) no mind ii) no business Q: What is the difference between men and pigs? A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink... Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no Intention of driving. Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? A: Exchange him!! Q: Why do men like smart women? A: Opposites attract. Last edited by Jess; 06-12-2008 at 02:46 PM. Reason: removing the hyperlink |
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 There is reason why men are like this and this reason is : Women
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Re: Guys are jerks but what about u?
المراة مخلوق لا يستغني عنه الرجل , فهي الانثى الحياتية التي ترسم الرومانسية , ترسم الامل والحياة , هي التي يركض الرجل لكي يصل اليها .. س - لماذا خُلقت المرأة بكل هذا الجمال؟ جـ - لكي يحبها الرجل س - ولماذا خُلقت بكل هذا الغباء؟ جـ - لكي تحبه س - كيف يمارس الرجل الرياضة على شاطيء البحر؟ جـ - يشفط كرشه كلما مرت أمامه فتاة س - كيف يعتبر الرجل نفسه متعاونا في الأعمال المنزلية؟ جـ - بأن يرفع رجليه من على الأرض لتكنس الزوجة تحتهما س - كيف يفهم الزوج تقسيم المهام مناصفة في أعمال المنزل؟ جـ - الزوجة تطبخ وهو يأكل, الزوجة تكوي الملابس وهو يكرمشها، ..وهكذا. س - ما هي الحالة الوحيدة التي يطلب الرجل فيها من زوجته تناول العشاء في ضوء الشموع؟ جـ - لما الكهرباء تنقطع س - ما وجه الشبه بين الرجال والطقس؟ جـ - لا يمكن تغيير أي منهم للأفضل س - ما الفرق بين رجل في الأربعين من عمره و امرأة من نفس السن؟ جـ - المرأة تتمنى أن تنجب طفلا صغيرا لتثبت أنها لا تزال شابة, بينما الرجل يحاول الزواج من طفلة صغيرة لنفس السبب. س - ما وجه الشبه بين الرجل والشهادة الكبيرة؟ جـ - بتضيعي سنين من عمرك علشان تحصلي عليها, وبعدين ما تعرفيش تعملي بيها إيه. س - متى يتذكر الرجل أن المرأة تفتقر للتفكير المنطقي؟ جـ - عندما تختلف معه في الرأي س - ما الفرق بين الخاطف وامرأة ثائرة؟ جـ -يمكنك التفاوض مع الخاطف نصائح عندما تسأل المرأة : إيه رأيك في شكلي؟ فآخر ما تبحث عنه هو الحقيقة. فالمجمالة طيبة .. دائما تطالب بعض النساء بالحق بالقيام بكل شيء , ولكن تختفي هذه الفكرة عند تقسيم أرفف خزانة الملابس وساعة دفع الحساب في أي مطعم 
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Re: Guys are jerks but what about u?
here's some payback
 :Girls always say that guys never appreciate 'em, they also say that we're hard to understand like collage level Chem They say we never lsn to what they say but I'm goin' to prove that wrong on this very day... Guys lsn to what girls say when they think we don't, but we pay attention to everythin' even if it's written on a note... We lsn to girls when they talk about their hair, we do lsn since we really care... Girls always think guys just talk to 'em to get into bed, we actually talk to 'em cuz we like makin' their cheeks turn red... We like lookin' at 'em n admirin' their beautiful face n we don't always want to get past 3rd base... We like girls like a friend even if they like us to be with them n just defend. Guys like talkin' to girls since they care n don't criticize what we wear... We listen to girls when they talk about their problems n write things down n put 'em into columns. Guys, sometimes, lose track of what girls say, but thats only cuz we like to be with 'em one of these days... Sure guys like kissin' girls n doin' certain things, but that doesn't mean we don't appreciate everythin'...
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