10 things u shouldn't say to a dj

Justin · 09-30-2007

1. PLAY SOMETHIN' GOOD... SOMETHIN' WE CAN DANCE TO!
The DJ has 2 play for more than 1 person...so what u hate maybe another's favorite song n EVERYTHIN' played here can b danced to one way or another...

2. WOULD U PLAY SOMETHIN' WITH A "BEAT"
BE SERIOUS! We know of NO songs played in a club that don't have some sort of BEAT!

3. I DONNO WHO SINGS IT & I DONNO THE NAME OF THE SONG, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS: "lalalla, leeeeeeeeeeeeuh, oh yeaaaaaaaa!!..."

PLZ dun sing 4 the DJ. They have to put up with smoke filled rooms n dangerous decibel levels all night long...Do 'em a favor n DON'T give 'em a rendition of ur favorite song

4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT!
Oh, sure ... u polled everyone in the club n as their spokesperson, u're requestin' the song.

5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT!
The DJ won't. I guess that blows a hole in that theory!

6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT!
Why settle for 1 night? Buy the album & get laid 4 a whole month!

7. I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT! The ONLY ppl who can get away with that statement write the DJ's paycheck!

8. WHAT DO YOU HAVE? It's a lot easier for u to go have another beer n figure out what u want to hear than it's 4 the DJ to recite the name of every record in the booth!

9. HEY, MAN, NOBODY CAN DANCE TO THIS!
It's NOT advisable 2 say this when the dance floor is packed (but some ppl do anyway) ! HOWEVER, even if there is only 1 person on the floor, it STILL contradicts the statement!

10. PLAY IT SOON, BECAUSE WE'RE LEAVING! If ur gonna leave after he plays it, y shouldn't he wait till the very last song so u stay all night!

Crystal Soul · 10-01-2007

fi marra kenna sehranin and the dj was playing old music ktir old anno men l 2000 yemken tal3in so 2al anno ana l awiye wel we27a

fa2a3to wa7det sar 3andak aghene l 2002? wassaloulak yehon

sam88 · 10-11-2007

well jus i always say this things when we go to a night. and i don't think there is a problem with saying theese things.

**xcoder** · 10-11-2007

it depends on what kind of parties you're having if it's kinda of private party then u ll be paying the check lol. however i don't like to tell the DJ what to play i prefer the surprise thingy

Justin · 08-28-2008

The whole problem remains in one thing: basically Djs these days are some kind of silly crap listeners who knows nuth about real music (90% of 'em)...

Basically, these days, its all different, its like u're going to a nightclub to hear the exact music collection that u already have them on a cd in ur car that it had been played 10 000 times a day... eno shu yalli tghayar eza rayih tesma3 the same music and songs u already have ?

The Dj's job is all about ONE MAIN THING: his job is to make u hear some music that u have never heard of (it can be a remixed song, a very simple song but not recognized yet,...) and makes u attached to it that u really wanna hear it again... Bottom line: INTRODUCING YOU TO NEW MUSIC

Joker666 · 08-28-2008

I'm a DJ and i know what ur talking about

**General** · 08-28-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joker666

I'm a DJ and i know what ur talking about

looks like you are a goth/death/doom metal DJ

rarely found

**TAREK®** · 08-28-2008

yeah but when the DJ puts nashid el wataneh el lebneneh while people are dancing lezim yen7aka ma3o ma heik Justin?

SysTaMatIcS · 08-28-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by General

looks like you are a goth/death/doom metal DJ

rarely found

look under my nickname

09-30-2007	#1
Justin Vcoderz Dj Last Online: 04-17-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,916 Thanks: 5,372 Thanked 3,557 Times in 2,050 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 16 Times in 14 Posts	10 things u shouldn't say to a dj 1. PLAY SOMETHIN' GOOD... SOMETHIN' WE CAN DANCE TO! The DJ has 2 play for more than 1 person...so what u hate maybe another's favorite song n EVERYTHIN' played here can b danced to one way or another... 2. WOULD U PLAY SOMETHIN' WITH A "BEAT" BE SERIOUS! We know of NO songs played in a club that don't have some sort of BEAT! 3. I DONNO WHO SINGS IT & I DONNO THE NAME OF THE SONG, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS: "lalalla, leeeeeeeeeeeeuh, oh yeaaaaaaaa!!..." PLZ dun sing 4 the DJ. They have to put up with smoke filled rooms n dangerous decibel levels all night long...Do 'em a favor n DON'T give 'em a rendition of ur favorite song 4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT! Oh, sure ... u polled everyone in the club n as their spokesperson, u're requestin' the song. 5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT! The DJ won't. I guess that blows a hole in that theory! 6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT! Why settle for 1 night? Buy the album & get laid 4 a whole month! 7. I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT! The ONLY ppl who can get away with that statement write the DJ's paycheck! 8. WHAT DO YOU HAVE? It's a lot easier for u to go have another beer n figure out what u want to hear than it's 4 the DJ to recite the name of every record in the booth! 9. HEY, MAN, NOBODY CAN DANCE TO THIS! It's NOT advisable 2 say this when the dance floor is packed (but some ppl do anyway) ! HOWEVER, even if there is only 1 person on the floor, it STILL contradicts the statement! 10. PLAY IT SOON, BECAUSE WE'RE LEAVING! If ur gonna leave after he plays it, y shouldn't he wait till the very last song so u stay all night! __________________ Music is what feelings sound like Last edited by Justin; 09-30-2007 at 09:48 PM.

10-01-2007	#2
Crystal Soul Registered Member Last Online: 01-29-2020 Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,095 Thanks: 1,934 Thanked 713 Times in 381 Posts Groans: 8 Groaned at 5 Times in 2 Posts	Re: 10 things u shouldn't say to a dj fi marra kenna sehranin and the dj was playing old music ktir old anno men l 2000 yemken tal3in so 2al anno ana l awiye wel we27a fa2a3to wa7det sar 3andak aghene l 2002? wassaloulak yehon __________________ 117

10-11-2007	#3
sam88 Registered Member Last Online: 04-22-2009 Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 363 Thanks: 2 Thanked 12 Times in 10 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: 10 things u shouldn't say to a dj well jus i always say this things when we go to a night. and i don't think there is a problem with saying theese things. __________________ ...$@M... www.stcatherinescout.wetpaint.com

10-11-2007	#4
xcoder Ma ghayro Last Online: 04-19-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,592 Thanks: 1,765 Thanked 4,201 Times in 2,361 Posts Groans: 12 Groaned at 18 Times in 11 Posts	Re: 10 things u shouldn't say to a dj it depends on what kind of parties you're having if it's kinda of private party then u ll be paying the check lol. however i don't like to tell the DJ what to play i prefer the surprise thingy __________________ http://twitter.com/danymoussa

08-28-2008	#5
Justin Vcoderz Dj Last Online: 04-17-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,916 Thanks: 5,372 Thanked 3,557 Times in 2,050 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 16 Times in 14 Posts	Re: 10 things u shouldn't say to a dj The whole problem remains in one thing: basically Djs these days are some kind of silly crap listeners who knows nuth about real music (90% of 'em)... Basically, these days, its all different, its like u're going to a nightclub to hear the exact music collection that u already have them on a cd in ur car that it had been played 10 000 times a day... eno shu yalli tghayar eza rayih tesma3 the same music and songs u already have ? The Dj's job is all about ONE MAIN THING: his job is to make u hear some music that u have never heard of (it can be a remixed song, a very simple song but not recognized yet,...) and makes u attached to it that u really wanna hear it again... Bottom line: INTRODUCING YOU TO NEW MUSIC __________________ Music is what feelings sound like

08-28-2008	#6
Joker666 Registered Member Last Online: 01-23-2009 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 99 Thanks: 1 Thanked 44 Times in 34 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: 10 things u shouldn't say to a dj I'm a DJ and i know what ur talking about

08-28-2008	#8
TAREK® ~ Golden Boy ~ Last Online: 06-14-2013 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 11,464 Thanks: 11,906 Thanked 5,073 Times in 3,294 Posts Groans: 190 Groaned at 82 Times in 72 Posts	Re: 10 things u shouldn't say to a dj yeah but when the DJ puts nashid el wataneh el lebneneh while people are dancing lezim yen7aka ma3o ma heik Justin?

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