real story

SysTaMatIcS · 10-06-2008

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you
would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son::
Dear Pop,
Don’t dig up that garden.
That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old
man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son::
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
I love you,
Vinnie

**majousseh** · 10-06-2008

Vinnie, you are the MAN

**Tawa** · 10-06-2008

This Shouldn't Be In The Funny Section.

VEEEERY Smart Guy

**Kingroudy** · 10-06-2008

i saw it years ago on b a s m e t w a t a n

10-06-2008	#1
SysTaMatIcS Registered Member Last Online: 10-14-2022 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 10,467 Thanks: 14,136 Thanked 4,244 Times in 2,547 Posts Groans: 186 Groaned at 198 Times in 120 Posts	real story An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son:: Dear Pop, Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son:: Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances. I love you, Vinnie __________________ problems of performance appraisal is that it sucks to memorize them

10-06-2008	#2
majousseh Vcoderz Team Last Online: 04-15-2018 Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 652 Thanks: 768 Thanked 983 Times in 468 Posts Groans: 14 Groaned at 4 Times in 4 Posts	Re: real story Vinnie, you are the MAN

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Tawa  Last Online: 12-20-2021 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,245 Thanks: 2,121 Thanked 3,365 Times in 1,740 Posts Groans: 29 Groaned at 44 Times in 35 Posts	Re: real story This Shouldn't Be In The Funny Section. VEEEERY Smart Guy __________________ What we do in life, echoes in eternity.

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Kingroudy Super Moderator Last Online: 02-16-2022 Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,580 Thanks: 1,888 Thanked 2,653 Times in 1,593 Posts Groans: 55 Groaned at 35 Times in 32 Posts	Re: real story i saw it years ago on b a s m e t w a t a n __________________ click on 'Groan' to switch to my left testicle.

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