Technically Dumb!

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A friend of mine copied the internet explorer shortcut from the desktop on my PC and pasted it on his flash memory...
When I saw him I asked him: "what the hell are you doing?"
He said: "man bisharafak I don't have internet access at home w 3eyez 2efta7 facebook!" (7ebbet tari2et tefkirou!)

I bought the "NBA Live 2002, EA SPORTS" game (Not original akid :P), and during the installation a friend of mine came to my house and set with me waiting for the installation to finish...
Once the installation was completed i directly launched the game without doing the crack...
But obviously an error message appeared saying: "Please insert the correct CD-ROM"...
He said: "ya 7mar, heda 2el zalme metda7ak 3lek, he didn't gave you the correct CD-ROM, bikoun mdaya3ou, 2aw 2ennou heda 2el CD bikoun jeye fi defo men 2el sherke!" (Kenet drabtou bi 3asa baseball 3ala rasou bas law mennou rfi2 3aziz!)

A friend of mine bought a computer for the first time. The second day she told me that her pc is so slow at shutdown.
She said: "When I shutdown the pc, I unplug the power wire and the UPS keeps beeping for about 15-20 minutes! Does it needs 20 minutes to be turned off?!" (Kenet bfaddel mout bi haydik 2el la7za!)

Once I gave my friend a game on a CD... He called me on the phone to ask me about the installation. I told him that the CD contains a virus file near the game folder, but I also said that the virus won't hurt his PC unless he launch the file directly!... He didn't beleived me! He stopped everything, ejcted the CD and put it in the refrigerator in order for the virus not to have interaction with his PC... he kept it for a long time so that the virus will be frozen and inactive! (Jammadou ya zallme, chou beddak bel 7ake!)

Once a friend of mine told me: "Nazzelle heda 2el windows taba3 2el batrik... heda yalle 3alemtou metel 2el batrik... ana 2ekhte 2el zgire bet7ebbon hawde!" (Yeah, I love them too!)


There are many more...

And the quote of the day is: "Don't think about yourself as an ugly person, think about yourself as a pretty monkey!"

[chaingang_100]

I'll tell you a historic one

One they my friend's computer stopped working, so he bought someone from the building besides him 3emil 7alou fhmen w mish msadda2 7alo and my friend didn't believe that I could fix his pc. So this guy came and said that it was from the power supply and it was obvious ya3ne i knew from the first time that it was from the power supply but the funny thing isn't there....When he was at my friend's house he said you should see my computer bi tayyir el 3a2l, I said leh shou fiyo ya3ne?? Alleh maaannn it's 6.0GHz. And at that moment i was like WTF, he said ta3 nzal 3nde shouf, so I went to his home and opened the device manager and saw the 2 processors each 3.0GHz So it was a 3.0GHz Core Duo processor



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[bitarno]

My cousin : "man my friend told me that at nite his transfer rate reaches 1 Gb/s !! neyyelo "

I was like : "wlaak lahh ... 1 Gb/s bil nhar .. akeed bil leil it doubles" !!

Man people r stupid lol

[SysTaMatIcS]

this is a one that happens everyday .
my connection speed? oh its 100 mb.

sometimes when u fix somethin for someone , and they lack ur knowledge , and they start arguing on every step that u make and ask why and how , u get really mad!! like sho haidi? leh 3melet hek?!!

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my friend is doing computer engineering in university and now it;s his third year, a week ago he called me and told me "man i have a problem on my laptop" (it;s not the first time he calls xD" i told him what.... then he told me" El screen ma2loubeh fi virus bel computer" ana honeh drabet 3ala mekhkheh cz enno 3am ya3mel computer engineer 3rd year machchina!!! he had intel graphics and he didnt know that if you press ctrl alt and an arrow the scree nturns that he told wow man how did you know that? i told him nevermind :P

another one with the same thing the screen el ma2loubeh my friend in the computer lab in the university 2et tafa2na ana w dr. scoo enno yelhi la rfi2na w ana 2e2leblo el screen :P and rfi2na ma ma3o khabar bel pc he is a total noob ba3aram w safa2 el day3a w sar khayef enno ykoun nez3o lel pc dudes ya rayt souwwarto ta tchoufo chaklo

Share With us btw eddy you made my day with the ups thing 15-20 min to turn off lmao rofl

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i passed today by a shop for a friend of mine , a dj , he installed internet recently , a normal 64 kbps account , so he said , come help me with this , i went saw him watchin bab l hara on youtube .

he said " leh 3am t2atish?? ma fi shi video 3ala hal site ma bi2atish!"

for the ones who ddnt get it ( or the ones with very high speed connections ) a 64 kbps account when streaming a youtube video " bidallo " y2attish . 2 seconds then after 13 seconds , 2 seconds etc.