Excuse to Escape A Ticket

[getryne]

simply it happened 2 me when i 1st came 2 australia, i was drivin my bro's car with no registration(my bro told me that bt i said its ok) nd tried 2 go left illegally, there a police car caught me from behind, nd simply my excuse was: sorry me no english, he said you got no registration, well i anwered: no me i have,i showed him my lebanese international drivin license he opened the license nd it's all written in french nd arabic, with only one english paper thru the whole book, he just looked at the readings nd gave it 2 me bak(he couldnt understand anything).... nd guess wat he gave me a fine for 550$ am still payin it till now he said: am supposed 2 give u another fine for 200$ bt since ur still new here 1 is enough.... ohh thank you very best sir

[Choukou]

Once I was with my sister in the car and the speed limit in any community here in the US is always 25 mph so my sister was driving 35 mph a cop followed her and stopped us he first asked for the ID, after checking her name and found it clean and no tickets before, he asked her why she was speeding so she told him my 2 kids at home waiting for me so he looked at her and told her this time it's a warning be careful next time.

Once we were going to Vegas all the family, so my brother-in-law was driving 75 and the speed limit was 65 the sheriff stopped us, as usual he took the ID, the insurance card and asked why he was speeding so my brother-in-law told him my two kids in the car can't wait anymore they need to go to the restroom so he believed him and gave him just a warning. this time it wasn't an excuse the kids really wanted to go to the restroom though.

[getryne]

this 1 happened 2 my bro, he was drivin fast, pulled over by police nd his excuse was: oh my relative in lebanon, she died, nd i need 2 talk 2 my parents, 1st time it passed, the next time he tried it bt didn't work(he got a fine), last time, he gave the same excuse, nd the policeman goes: well that have been ur excuse 4 the last 3times u were caught speeding. WTF, they keep a record of ur excuses..............