A dog named "sex"

[Neoxter]

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I
call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to
the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would
like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I
said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I
said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years
old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."

When I
decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have
Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over.
I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world
revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal
life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would
enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the
Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When
we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me
and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the
motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps
me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began,
the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking
around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said
that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said,
"I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of
the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex
left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A
cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in
the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next
Thursday.

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn
troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when
I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What
seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my
life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so
lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that
sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."

[Tawa]

Haha, This Is Like The Italian Guy Who Went To Malta... Only That This One Has A Happier Ending HAHA

[Ingrid]

Hahaha let's just hope he won't call his second dog in memory of his first!

[Neoxter]

Originally Posted by Tawa

Haha, This Is Like The Italian Guy Who Went To Malta... Only That This One Has A Happier Ending HAHA

here's a video version of the " the italian man who went to malta "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCUo32RzIPg

[SysTaMatIcS]

Originally Posted by Tawa

Haha, This Is Like The Italian Guy Who Went To Malta... Only That This One Has A Happier Ending HAHA

i had the same thought when i read it

[TAREK®]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool gr8 story

Originally Posted by Neoxter

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A
cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in
the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next
Thursday.
"

this one cracked me up

[Babylon]

Who the hell names a dog Sex? The Italian man who went to Malta is more realistic

[Neoxter]

Originally Posted by Babylon

Who the hell names a dog Sex? The Italian man who went to Malta is more realistic

and who told u all the jokes have to be real ! its a joke just made to make u laugh

[Justin]

he should've call her sikish instead of sex