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Old 01-09-2009   #171
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حمصي اتجوز وحدة ...وبعد أربع شهور ونص خلفت ولد

سألها هالولد كيف أجه ونحنا متزوجين من أربع شهور ونص ؟؟؟

قالت له أنت متزوجني من ايمتا ؟؟

قال من أربع شهور ونص

قالت له وأنا متزوجتك من ايمتا ؟؟

قال من أربع شهور ونص

قالتله هيك بيصيرو 9 شهور

قال الزوج....أخ هلا ارتحت ..خليتيني شك فيكي



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Old 01-10-2009   #172
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قال في عالم حمصي جاب ضفدع

قطع رجل الضفدع رجل الأولى قالو نط قام نط

بعدين قطعلو رجلو التانية قالو نط قام نط

بعدين الثالثة قالو نط قام نط

بعدين الرابعة قالو نط ما نط

رجع قالو نط ما نط

بعدين اكتشف نظرية

انو اذا انقطعت ارجل الضفدع الاربعة ما بسمع


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Old 01-14-2009   #173
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لي الحمصية بطب هيي وعم تتحمم؟
الحكيم واصفلا شامبو طبّي

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Old 01-18-2009   #174
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اثنين حماصنة كانوا عم يلعبوا شطرنج. قد ما طوّلت المباراة معهم مات الملك بجلطة!



حمصي اتصل بالإطفاء وقال: "إذا ما في حريق ما منشوفكن؟"
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Old 01-23-2009   #175
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ليش الحمصية بعد ما تتحمم بطب راسها ؟؟؟

لأنو مكتوب على العلبة شامبو طُبي.


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Old 01-23-2009   #176
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ليش الحمصية بعد ما تتحمم بطب راسها ؟؟؟

لأنو مكتوب على العلبة شامبو طُبي.
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Old 01-24-2009   #177
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Default Re: Homsi Jokes#2

مرة سألو حمصي: شو اسمو رونالدو؟ قال لهم: صالح
قالوا له: ليه؟
قال لهم: ما بسمع إلا عمبئلو فاول لصالح رونالدو!!


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ليش الحماصنة بيزيتو الشجر ؟


مشان ما تزقزق العصافير
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Old 02-02-2009   #179
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