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![]() No Comment ![]() ![]() Once a Lebanese kid got home and he had zero in math, zero in literature and zero in physical education. His father was very angry at him and told him: You are such an idiot!The child replied: But dad it is not my fault! - The math teacher asked me how much is 2+3, I said 5. Then he asked me how much is 3+2, I told him:'Chou 3am Tet*a*y*k 3laye?'... So I got my first zero. The Arabic teacher asked me to conjugate 'Dakhalat Zahra ila el beyt maa Samer'. I did. Then she asked me to conjugate 'Kharajat Zahra wa Ahmad mina el beit'. So I said'Chou haydeh ch*r*o*t* B tfout ma3 wahad w btedhar maa wahad teneh?'...So I got my second zero. -The physical education teacher told me to lift my right hand then my left hand then my left leg then my right leg. So I told him 'Chou baddak yene 2ou2af 3ala A***?'... That is how I got my third Zero. ![]() |
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooool
everytime i hear this joke i keep on laughing chi 2 hours hahahahahah very funny rami hahaha ![]() specially the last part
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nice one hahahahaha ![]() PS for Rami: No comment ![]()
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![]() the kid is right though, he shouldn't get a 0 |
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![]() funny one i liked its first part more
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ![]() awal mara b2riya eh ma3o ha2 l student ![]() very funny Rami ![]() |
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