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Old 06-20-2008   #1
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Once a Lebanese kid got home and he had zero in math, zero in literature and zero in physical education.


His father was very angry at him and told him: You are such an idiot!
The child replied: But dad it is not my fault! -

The math teacher asked me how much is 2+3,
I said 5. Then he asked me how much is 3+2, I told him:'Chou 3am Tet*a*y*k 3laye?'... So I got my first zero.

The Arabic teacher asked me to conjugate 'Dakhalat Zahra ila el beyt maa Samer'.
I did. Then she asked me to conjugate 'Kharajat Zahra wa Ahmad mina el beit'.
So I said'Chou haydeh ch*r*o*t* B tfout ma3 wahad w btedhar maa wahad teneh?'...So I got my second zero.

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The physical education teacher told me to lift my right hand then my left hand then my left leg then my right leg. So I told him 'Chou baddak yene 2ou2af 3ala A***?'... That is how I got my third Zero.



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Default Re: +18 Lebanese Student Explaining His Grades...

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooool

everytime i hear this joke i keep on laughing chi 2 hours hahahahahah

very funny rami hahaha
specially the last part
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nice one hahahahaha



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very funny rami hahaha
specially the last part
bala tihzib

the kid is right though, he shouldn't get a 0
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funny one i liked its first part more
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Default Re: +18 Lebanese Student Explaining His Grades...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

awal mara b2riya eh ma3o ha2 l student

very funny Rami
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