Reasons Why Lebanese People Are Not Terrorists !!

[Abruzzy]

8:45am is too early for us to be up
We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights
Pretty people on the plane would distract us
We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves
We would never use our cell phones to make actual calls
We would only 'miss-cll' each other
We would all want to fly the plane
We talk with our hands, we would have put our weapons down
We would have told everyone a week before doing it
We would have put the Lebanese flag on the windshield of the plane!