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Old 05-24-2009   #1
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Default le prix d un cerveau

Un patient gravement malade est à l'hôpital. La famille est réunie dans la salle d'attente.
Un médecin entre fatigué et dit :"Désolé, je vous apporte des mauvaises nouvelles. L'unique chance de survie est une greffe du cerveau. C'est une opération expérimentale, très risquée et dont les frais seront totalement à votre charge.
La famille reste abasourdie. Un des membres demande: "Combien coûte un cerveau?"
"Ça dépend, répond le médecin. C'est 5000 $ pour un cerveau d'homme et 200 $ pour un cerveau de femme."
Alors, un long moment de silence s'installe. Les hommes de la famille se retiennent de rire et évitent de regarder les femmes.
Un curieux ose quand même poser la question : "Docteur, pourquoi y a-t-il une telle différence de prix?"
Le docteur sourit face à une telle question, puis répond : "Les cerveaux de femmes coûtent moins cher car ils ont été utilisés."

salutations aux hommes qui ont souri a la moitie de l histoire....bisous aux femmes qui ont souri a la fin.


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tres bien dis Nouna

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خبي قرشك الأبيض ليومك الأسود

نحنا ما منفرط بدماغنا منستعملو وقت الضرورة
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3a aweltik ya jess " mesh kell asab3ik metel ba3don"
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Nice One, Although Both Generalizations Used In This Joke Are Wrong.
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je ne parle pas francais ! pléasé translaté
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je ne parle pas francais ! pléasé translaté
A patient is seriously ill in hospital. The family is gathered in the waiting room.
Between a tired doctor and said, "Sorry, I bring you bad news. The only chance of survival is a transplant of the brain. This is an experimental, very risky and the costs of which will be entirely your responsibility.
The family remains puzzled. One member asked: "How much does a brain?"
"That depends, replied the doctor. That is $ 5,000 for a male brain and $ 200 for a female brain."
Then a long moment of silence settles. The men of the family holding of laughter and avoid looking at women.
A curious still dares ask the question: "Doctor, why is there such a price difference?"
The doctor smiled facing such a question, then replied: "The brains of women are less expensive because they have been used."
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ok plz emilio i'm the translator here, this is my field of expertises
anyway good job with the translation, it is good
and the joke is really funny.
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خبي قرشك الأبيض ليومك الأسود

نحنا ما منفرط بدماغنا منستعملو وقت الضرورة

و مساقبة انّو ما عندكن ضرورة بهالحياة



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