I Didn't Do My Homework Because...

[da7ye gangster]

1-I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past.

2-I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.

3-A sudden gust of wind blew my homework out of my hand and I never saw it again.

4-Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue him. Unfortunately, my homework drowned.

5-Our furnace broke and we had to burn my homework to keep ourselves from freezing.

6-I'm not at liberty to say why.

7-I wanted to frame the detention letter you're about to give me.

8-It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toaster, and a bag of frozen peas. You don't want to know the details.

9-I have a solar-powered calculator, and it was cloudy.

10-I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.

11-My mom used it as a dryer sheet.

12-My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is finalized.

13-It's against my religion to do any homework.

14-I was abducted by green-skinned, three-eyed, pig-snouted space aliens, and they incinerated my homework with their death rays.

15-I felt it wasn't challenging enough.

16-My parents were sick and unable to do my homework last night. Don't worry, they have been suitably punished.

17-We had homework?!

18-I see your lips moving, but all I am hearing is "blah, blah, blah."

19-I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

20-I spent the night at a rally supporting higher pay for our hard-working teachers.

21-Satan told me not to do it!

22-last night I got temporary amnesia and I totally forgot!

23-My older sister couldn’t find her same homework from last year.

24-The dog did it for me, but it was in his language.

25- It is here it’s just in invisible ink!

26- Abed the admin of this group ate it

27- I’m at school?!? I thought this was an AA meeting.

28-I fell asleep on it and when I woke up all my drool smudged all the ink.

29-The paper airplane I made out of it accidental flew out the window.

30-My Dad’s pen ran out of ink.

31-Aleains took it

32-Me no speak you language. me go now...

33-I don't want to tell you...

34-I wanted to frame the detention letter you're about to give me

35-A student fell in the lake, i jumped in to help him but my homework drowned

36- They Disabled My Facebook Account

37- I hate myspace

38-A sudden gust of wind blew it out of my hand and i never saw it again.

39- The north Korean took it to use it at their nuclear reactor

40- I RECYCLED MY HOMEWORK TO SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT!