your are in lebanon

hegma · 12-17-2009

An American decided to write a book

about famous churches around the World.

So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China.

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when He Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call".

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what The telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
Same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and He asked a nearby Nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 He Could talk to God.

"O.K., thank you," said the American.

He then travelled to Spain, Italy, Russia, Germany and France.

In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 Per call" sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to Lebanon to

See if Lebanese had the same phone.

He arrived in Lebanon,

Then he arrived Beirut the first church he entered,

He saw there Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it

"One Dollar per call."

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.."

Father, I've traveled all over

World and I've seen this same

GoldenTelephone in many churches.

All of them told that it is a direct line to Heaven,But in Beirut the price was "One Dollar per call."

Why is it so cheap here........?"

Readers, it is your turn.......

Think .....before you see the answer...

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The priest smiled and answered,

"You're in Beirut now,
the GOD's OWN COUNTRY,
Son - it's a Local Call".

This is the only heaven on Earth!!

KEEP SMILING

M.A · 12-17-2009

la2ino Gebran Bassil ghafad el tes3ira w wasala 3al sama

12-17-2009	#1
hegma Registered Member Last Online: 10-02-2012 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 366 Thanks: 110 Thanked 227 Times in 126 Posts Groans: 12 Groaned at 14 Times in 8 Posts	your are in lebanon An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when He Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what The telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the Same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and He asked a nearby Nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 He Could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the American. He then travelled to Spain, Italy, Russia, Germany and France. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 Per call" sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to Lebanon to See if Lebanese had the same phone. He arrived in Lebanon, Then he arrived Beirut the first church he entered, He saw there Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it "One Dollar per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.." Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same GoldenTelephone in many churches. All of them told that it is a direct line to Heaven,But in Beirut the price was "One Dollar per call." Why is it so cheap here........?" Readers, it is your turn....... Think .....before you see the answer... ................................................ ............................. ............................................. .................................................. ....... .................................................. ...... .................................................. ....... .................................................. ..... .................................................. ..... .................................................. ..... .................................................. ..... .................................................. ..... .................................................. ....... .................................................. ...... .................................................. ...... .................................................. ..... The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Beirut now, the GOD's OWN COUNTRY, Son - it's a Local Call". This is the only heaven on Earth!! KEEP SMILING __________________ Let's paint the world ORANGE

12-17-2009	#2
M.A Registered Member Last Online: 04-18-2010 Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 407 Thanks: 171 Thanked 227 Times in 96 Posts Groans: 5 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	la2ino Gebran Bassil ghafad el tes3ira w wasala 3al sama __________________

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